jesus marchant

A pendejo

Ira un jesus marchant pendejo

by Unmexicanoal1000 December 5, 2016

boomarang jesus

A person you loan money to and they promise to pay you back, but you haven't seen them yet.

I loaned some money to (Insert Name) and now he/she has become a Boomarang Jesus.

by Dr. Pastor Charlie S. October 25, 2017

sweden jesus

Sweden jesus (swedish jesus) AKA bladee, is a swedish cloud rapper.

praise bladee, sweden jesus!

by rooted.mips.fan May 27, 2021

A Jesus

Remember how I was all "I'm closer to Jesus than you'll ever be" and now I'm like this celibate whipping boy who's being ritualistically cannibalized as a result of my perceived guilt? Yeah...

Hym "Right again about be a Jesus."

by Hym Iam May 28, 2023

God/Jesus

Jesus and God are the same but Jesus is God's son.

God/Jesus is our Lord and Savior that died on the cross for our sins. God is the father, son, and the holy spirit.

by Ilove_jesus June 9, 2023

The Jesus Fandom

The perfect synonym for Christianity

In a sentence:

man this makes me want to quit The Jesus fandom

Example:

Bob: hey thought you were going to church

Chad: nah i quit that fandom a long time ago

by Echophobia April 26, 2022

Jesus

Guy with the Thickest biggest cock you’ll ever see. Thinking His name makes you moan. Woman love him and men are jealous of him.

You’re such a jesus!

by Queen queefa March 22, 2022