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Dead Man’s Smegma

Dead Man’s Smegma is a game of pure unfiltered wit and strength

To achieve this game’s true potential, 5 or more participants are ideal and every participant must agree to do absolutely anything the game throws at them

Each participant must put the most cruel dare or task they can think of into a hat, and each participant takes one from the hat

your reward for performing the dare is in turn watching 5+ others perform theirs, each as cruel as the next, each as cruel as your own

you must take responsibility for any consequences that come from Dead Man’s Smegma and must never blame the game itself
Nah bro, last time I played Dead Man’s Smegma I had to eat my own pubes “
by Kermit the Fag September 29, 2018
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Dead chat

davyments twitch chat
Person 1: have you hear how dead davys twitch chat is?
Person 2: yeah
Person 1: its such a Dead chat
by Unknown Marble User March 4, 2021
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Done To be Dead

Done to be Dead - DTBD is a group name created by a group of individuals who represent nothing is impossible until your dead meaning you can do anything you put your mind to as-long as you standing
Done to Be dead is my Motto
by DTBD Zenkai October 14, 2022
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Sack of Dead Puppies

A term used to define the way the Mercades Benz SLS handles: Dead, limp, and floppy.
DIZZAM!!!! That Mercades Benz SLS handles like a sack of dead puppies.
by MrWang45 April 11, 2011
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Dead snake

When a person gives head to a man with erectile dysfunction.
She loves to dead snake guys.
by Thankancerboi February 28, 2017
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Dead internet theory

Yeahyeah the abstract money generator..... Yeah.... Oops 🤷 ♂️ I mean... He was talking a bunch of shit about how special and competent you have to be to make money.... You know? And I'm like the greatest mind the world has ever seen... So, like, the scholarly work is like... Really high level stuff...
Hym "Hahaha! Yeah, they're hookin up thay abstract money generator aren't they? Yeah... That's fucking hilarious. Kind of sad but, you know... In a cage... And what not... I think it has a different name though... Dead internet theory? It's like 'Something forest theory' or something, right?"
by Hym Iam May 15, 2024
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drop dead

a rude way of telling someone that you are annoyed with them and want them to go away or be quiet
by tenorialex February 15, 2017
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