smacking off

The art of brutally masturbating everywhere you possibly can.

yo my mom just caught me smacking off it was awesome.

by ismackoff May 26, 2014

Racked off

When someone get unnecessarily angry about something.

Greg: "Would you mind sitting over here please Phil?"

Phil: "What? No way. I am seriously racked off."

by FE11 June 6, 2014

Scratch-off

1. Males (usually teens) may sometimes develop moles on their genitalia. Prompting them to scratch off the uncomfortable "growth spurt." Therefore many boys refer to these moles as "Scratch-offs."
2. There have been many instances when thugs have stolen cars by scratching off the film around the windows. This is a technique specifcally used on Black Camaros and has become known, quite fittingly, as a "Scratch-off."
3. A specific type of lottery known as a "Scratch-off" requires you to scratch off plastic in order to reveal your prize. Many people use coins so that the plastic does not become stuck under their fingernails.

1.

Thomas: Enrique! Last night while getting a BJ my girl found the grossest Scratch-off!
Enrique: Dude, that's gross as heck man. Why am I still friends with you...?
2. Yo, last night a couple of the guys from the bar totally pulled a Scratch-off on Bill Gates' car!
3. Hey, you're 18, let's go buy a Scratch-off!

by Andre Feinman July 24, 2017

Fall off

When someone flakes, cancels or just doesn't show up when you made plan.

We're going out today remember don't fall off.

by Blushingtwirls March 30, 2017

Knocked Off

Australian slang. To have had stolen.

'Mate, how's this? Me ute was knocked off last night at the servo!'

by Alternate Oxford Dictionary June 14, 2016

Text Off

Texting instead of calling your employer to advise you will not be coming into work. Commonly used to avoid having to fake sounding sick when you are not actually sick.

"I really want to blow off work today, but my boss will ask me questions. Why don't you Text Off instead?"

"I'm not coming in today I am very sick right know I ve been taking medication all nght. Body is all aching doctor advise to stay home until Wed."

by jombinator October 14, 2011

spark off

To engage in the act of masturbating, usually violently.

Attractive female: I'm thinking about having a shower.
Typical male: That's what I think about when I spark off.

by ElCreepo September 18, 2011