Bird

A young dumb woman who acts like a thot and feels entitled.

This bird expects a 6ft man who makes 6 figures to take her to a 5-star restaurant on a first date? This bitch is crazy

by guapoobands December 20, 2020

Birds

Government spy drones

look at those fr*cking birds charging on the power lines, how do people not see this sh*ot?

by Birdsarentfuckingrealplease@me June 27, 2019

Dr Doon Bird

Protector of the weak defender of justice wears crocs and is 5’9 with a long wingspan

Better watch out! Here comes Dr Doon Bird

by donisvalid October 15, 2021

BIRDS.

A new, fresh alternative to answering questions with "Your mom."

Person 1: What is the meaning of life, in your opinion?

Person 2: BIRDS.

by GIRw4ffl3z1869 January 5, 2022

Nut Bird

1. A bird who's beak has evolved to crack and eat nuts
2. A synoynm for Kitten(sexual)

P1: Yo your girlfriend is so hot
P2: She's my little Nut Bird

by Jelly_Beanowo April 23, 2021

pet birds

uf you are thinking of having pet birds, thick twice. or TRICE literal so noisy all the time. morning noon and night, you'll be greeted by their "AAAAAACCCCCCCCK" :D yes

friend: "should i get pet birds?"
me: "no."

by yesiwannadie December 28, 2022

Nobodyisimportantsis/ Bird/chair

Is a wonderful comforting person, They are beautiful in every way. Personality being something that stands out <3 Best person u could ever meet

Have you heard about nobodyisimportantsis/ bird/chair?
Person 1:yea they are great

by Yamslver June 9, 2021