Urban dictionary

A place where awesome cunts go to learn shit that most others think of as shit.

that guys going on urban dictionary man. he must be awesome. lol ecks-dee

by chickenhenface May 13, 2011

Urban Dictionary

The only true dictionary of this world, FUCK THAT WEBSTER PIECE OF SHIT!!!!! Also I want to fuck something Im very horny!!!!

Faggots beware of the Urban Dictionary!

by Poopee fingers August 7, 2018

Urban Dictionary

A place that is supposed to be a slang dictionary, but instead 99.99999 % of the words are real words that one might find in the dictionary.

Tammy: What does 'obstreperous' mean?

Samuel: I dunno, why don't you look it up on Urban Dictionary?

by Jamorto March 16, 2008

Urban Dictionary

A retarded website where you make up your own meanings for words. Usually these words contain Sexual content in them.

THE URBAN DICTIONARY!
21. Kelly 12 up 3 down

Definition: Slutty hooker that sucks dick and swallows cum

Example: That girl is such a Kelly.

by Ryan B. (Apple Oinker) October 9, 2008

Urban Fictionary

Synonymous with Urban Myth or Legend: A widely circulated story, often believed to be true by the teller, but usually distorted, exaggerated or fabricated for sensational effect, and often having elements of humour or horror. Wiktionary

He: "Whoa...check out this YouTube video of Lady Gaga at Glastonbury showing a little 'something extra' peeking out from under her miniskirt during her performance. She's even 'fessed up that it was just a little bit of her penis because she is a medically certified hermaphrodite."

She: Well she's definitely not a man. Come on, not only is it clearly absolute bollocks, but also it definitely sounds like a classic beat up of urban fictionary.

by Brohica September 27, 2009

Urban Dictionary

basically the name of this shit ur surfing thru and finding a lot of weird new words that make a lot of sense

what is a bitch-slap?

idk, lets search it on Urban Dictionary!

by 💛𝖘𝖚𝖓𝖉𝖆𝖓𝖈𝖊 𝖇𝖇👑 June 9, 2020

Urban Logging

Taking a outdoor dump in a public place in a downtown or suburban setting.

While walking to work, I noticed someone had been doing some urban logging on the sidewalk.

by Kaevo December 22, 2008