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alex

alex is a lil weird. kinda smelly kinda not. probably has scoliosis and pollen allergies. definitely pours her milk before the cereal and bites her string cheese. she’s really scared of fun rides and doesn’t watch good movies. kinda lame but not TOO lame. has nice hair but she has something on her forehead all the time. she’s a lil scary ngl but she’s soft and she’s scared to fight me. she is really mean to me but it’s ok cause i have fun flaming tf out of her. not sensitive which is actually cool. funny for a girl ig BUT STILL CAN’T MAKE ME LAUGH AHAHAHHA LOSERRRRR
wow alex is gay but she do be vibing doe
by professor asshat February 23, 2020
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Alex

A not so smart boy, not to attractive either. Ugly,most people call him. He's gay and sexy. (No homo tho)
Alex is not good enough for her!
by Literally everybody November 20, 2018
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alex vass

A great guy who is loving can be your one and only. he can make many mistakes but tries his best to own up to it. he will do anything to make you happy. good at flirting but can get carried away and a great kisser.
by trustmeitsthetruth June 22, 2022
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Alex

Alex is a very cool member of the logang. He likes genshin, videogames, kpop and whatever he wants to like.
He used to be in team 10 but not anymore Character Development
"I love Alex."
"The lion?"
"The logangster you braindead seaweed 🤦"
by Simon sim November 29, 2021
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Alex

A man of many talents. A guy who can “juggle” whatever is thrown his way. He is a leader…. more precisely a “ring leader” at that. He loves playing with kids and blowing them animal shaped balloons at birthday parties. Alex was a class clown in highschool but is now just a clown in his adulthood. He is a b*tch.
Alex “the king clown”
Alex loves mushroom Swiss burgers. I love that guy.
by Connor crawlspace guy November 23, 2021
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Alex

An asshole who only thinks about himself and has cheated on multiple girls and then lied about it to everyone. Alex's tend to be really self centered and have a tiny pixy dick. They cant be trusted and dont deserve love unless genuinely kind which is 1 in a million.
Alex cheated on a girl named Grace who did everything for him until he fucked up.
by Odog1999 July 13, 2017
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Alex

A dark, melanin in skin, no life, v6 driving monk. Tries to get with girls under the influence at parties he wasnt invited too.
That nigga alex dont get no cooch
by brando. November 23, 2021
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