the wax bat and mountain i flew out of the drive down the street. wow did you see that.
okay let's start over.
can we?
i asked for a second chance and i never got one so she gave me two.
okay let's start over.
can we?
i asked for a second chance and i never got one so she gave me two.
mary let me have her hand so i took her foot. then i took the power drill and let it mask my marriage in the cake.
by chris doan January 9, 2005
Get the birdmug. A nickname for your most sane, but slightly insane, friend. They are grounded and hard working, but are also there to have a good time. They are open to talk at anytime, day or night, and are excellent conversationalists. They can be very matter of fact, and will be honest with you always. They are a “4 lifer”, and are always there when you need them. They are great for movie nights, mall meetups, and annoying with your obsession with Tom Holland. They are forever an icon, and are going places in life. They are also always extremely horny.
“Hey my MAGESTIC SEA BIRD, did you see Tom Holland in that new movie trailer?”
“Yeah, he makes me so horny.”
“NO, he is MY MAN.”
“Yeah, he makes me so horny.”
“NO, he is MY MAN.”
by TomHollandsPissPig May 29, 2021
Get the Magestic Sea Birdmug. by cheeseburgerwalrus December 6, 2017
Get the birdmug. by Deltafour February 3, 2012
Get the Bazey birdmug. Hey bro, I was with that beautiful girl last night and she gave me a bunch of bird kisses. Cutest thing ever!
by HansGetMeMyRifle June 27, 2022
Get the bird kissmug. To take a shit in public with your pants on then proceed to kick it out of one of your pants legs.
If confronted by this tell them you were kicking a bird.
If confronted by this tell them you were kicking a bird.
by Kid_HashBrown September 27, 2018
Get the Kicked a Birdmug. by Llewell September 15, 2022
Get the Bird Watchermug.