Take A Clay

When one has absorbed copious amounts of Mexican food and does not realize they need to poop. They then believe they are going to release the most satisfying fart in the history of time, but instead drop of a mountain of shit into their pants. They then make their fiance wash their tainted pants. Also used as a general term for basic bowel movement.

Hey it smells like tacos in here
Yeah I'm about to Take A Clay, fire up that washing machine

by Honky Actual May 20, 2016

taking a big shit on them

nutting on my mom is ok

hi mommy i am taking a big shit on them

by sexpornboy October 17, 2025

Take the L

Favorite thing amongst crypto holders

Crypto user on Twitter: my crypto card didn’t work

Some random based Twitter user: take the L

by paproć October 29, 2021

Take back a little

Drink, drugs

Im gonna take back a little and kick back

by Dick Herr January 19, 2018

taking a grenade

The act of flirting or having sex with an ugly member of a group so that the way is cleared for your friends to access the more attractive members of the group.

The responsibility of a "wingman".

Ok Joe, you'll be taking a grenade tonight with the crazy one so I can get with Collette.

by Rob Prime June 5, 2014

takee

takee in golf, when the partners one plays with won't give you a gimme, you declare instead that you will "takee" the putt and move on.

That's a takee for a bogie.

by profpaulv September 23, 2020

Take A Break

The best house music concert in the world.

Hey, were you at Take A Break last weekend?! This guy was moonwalking through the entire crowd while holding a beer on his head.

by off.white2020 September 19, 2022