Ryan

What da hellllll is this guy doing. Quandale Dingle's friend and super smart at algebra and stuff.

Friend: Whats up dude! I like big bla- oily

Other Friend: Well you're a Ryan i guess

by andrewtopgtate June 5, 2023

Saving Private Ryan

YES! Good job little blonde girl! Exactly like that! Very astute! Except I wanted to be Snipes... Cus Snipes is sick!

Hym "Yes, little girl! It's exactly like Saving Private Ryan! Jordan Peterson crying I the corner while he Jew-friend gets stabbed... It taming a very long time to save me.... I'm glad we are on the same page! We're on the same wavelength, you and I... THEREFORE! YOU... Can get the net! You can get the net... We can capture Megyn Kelly... Put her in a tower... Well get another secondary tower for the slut menagerie... Oh no but then we are gonna have to worry about planes... *sigh* ... You know what? It's fine. We'll just scoop up Megyn Kelly and figure it out from there. Alright? Alright.... Break!"

by Hym Iam September 28, 2025

Ryan

To suck ass, die, or just be very bad in general

“They did a Ryan”

by YourNansANun November 15, 2020

Ryan

The Dick Jead of the group

Person 1: omg Ryan

Person 2: ikr

by TheFortniteGuy December 28, 2019

Ryan

Unfortunately an avid child molester.

Do you know who Ryan the queer child molester is?

by YourFatMumIsGay March 5, 2018

Jack Ryan

Jack Ryan is a former GOP Senate candidate for the State of Illinois against Barack Obama. He withdrew from the race after his unsealed divorce papers with actress Jeri Ryan alleged that he took her to sex clubs and asked her to engage in sexual activity in front of other patrons.

Jack brags all the time about coming from Harvard, being rich, being a genius, having a mansion in Malibu, and being friends with influential politicians yet all of his businesses have closed doors and he associates himself with convicted felons.

Sam: That politician messed up real bad being caught at a brothel.

Tom: Yeah, he pulled a Jack Ryan.

by barackryan July 18, 2022

Harrison ryan

The man that hats all the girls with his balls the size of bowling balls. the best big brain ever he is one of the best lads ever. A massive lady man.

His balls are almost as big as Harrison ryan

by Ben jenifer June 2, 2022