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KO punch

Opening the clit and beating the hell out of it.
by The Wangsta February 25, 2003
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captain punch

The act of where you defecate on top of a girl's chest while she is sleeping or unaware and then punching the feces.
I Captain Punched my girlfriend after we had sex.
by xoyoungz November 19, 2007
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Invisible PunchBuggy

A reason to hit somebody when you fart. When you pass gas say "Invisible PunchBuggy" and punch someone as you would in a normal punchbuggy.
*fart*
Haha invisible punchbuggy!
*punch*
Ow!!
by manicpanicd July 23, 2008
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Flubber punch

when a person uses their flubber to their advantage.
"i totally flubber punched steve yesterday"
by mombo555 April 4, 2009
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Whore punch

A test for STD's not HIV/AIDS, a long q-tip looking thing is pushed up the hole at the tip of your penis and moved around, hurts alot, much like being punched in the stomach.
I banged a hooker, I have to go get whore punched now.

Jack-"Dude did you see that girl I slept with?"
James-"Yeah you might have something"
Jack-"NO, I don't wanna get whore punched to find out, I'd rather not know"
by Tyler J a February 23, 2009
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Manitoba Punch

The Manitoba Punch is the friendly, northern cousin of the infamous Shocker. While the Shocker employs the index, middle finger and little finger, the Manitoba Punch uses just the thumb and little finger. The remaining three fingers are closed and apply a gentle “taint punch” to a willing participant.
Chris really surprised me on our trip to Phoenix when he gave me the ol’ Manitoba Punch!
by Sassy McButtercheese May 5, 2009
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Whale Punch

Whale Punch  /pʌntʃ/ Show Spelled Pronunciation
wha-ale puhn-ch Show IPA

Use whale punch in a Sentence
–noun 1. a thrusting blow, esp. with the fist to the body or surrounding of a whale.

–verb (used with object) 3. to give a sharp thrust or blow to, esp. with the fist directly or indirectly to a Whale.
4. to poke or prod a whale, as with a stick.

5. Informal. to deliver (smack talk, figurativly spoken) with vigor.

6. to strike or hit in operating: to punch the whale; I'm going to whale punch you.
Twenty-Finger Timmy: "Listen Flap, If you dont shut your back alley hooker mouth, I'm going to Whale punch you in your mouth."

Flap: "Hey Twenty-Fingers, You see that whale over there? Yeah, I think he's givin' me stink eye, yeah. If he doesn't quit that stink business, I'm gonna Flippin Whale Punch that Whale right in his stinky business."
by WhalePunch27 July 21, 2009
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