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Danger Parking

The act of backing your car into every single parking space, be it parking lot, side street, or your own driveway. It is called "Danger Parking" because the idea is that if there should be some sort of danger, your car is already faceing the direction you need to go, thereby reducing getaway time.
sean told his roomate he was danger parking in his driveway tonight in case his ex girlfriend decided to pay him a visit
by kkelly09 May 14, 2009
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Nigger Park

Backing into a parking space so after you rob the joint you can get away quicker.
Did you see Jamarcus nigger park his car in front of the liquor store before he robbed it?
by chi2col November 29, 2024
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Parked

When something is boring and not moving much like a “parked” car.

If someone told a bad joke, it could be described as parked as it was unfunny and boring

An alternative example:
“That lesson was so parked, we literally did nothing
by Patrickaccraig March 16, 2024
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Highland Park

A majority white and rich neighborhood right near Dallas, TX, everyone hates Highland Park. I would know. I live there. And I don't blame anyone. 80 percent of people here are total d-bags. Everyone at the high school is so stuck up and prissy but the school has good academics so I ain't leaving.
Person from anywhere else - "Hey, aren't you from Highland Park?"
Average white mom in Highland Park - "Ew! Homeless person! Get away!"
by gwraveghoull April 6, 2024
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The Abusement Park

A FREAKY PLACE. ITS SCARY HERE LET ME OUT! LET ME OUT!!
Dude where are you
I’m stuck in the Abusement park, tell my family I love them
by TeaKettleVA September 5, 2024
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Cock Pit Parking

Parking your penis in a vagina before, during, or after sex. It does not move while "Cock Pit Parking".
I enjoy cock pit parking in her box after banging it all night.
by AbileneDickHead January 24, 2014
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Barney paranormal park

Barney:the best character in paranormal park. He is relatable, trans, and just over all amazing!!! If you don't like Barney go away, the door is right there.
Barney paranormal park:I'm trans normally and everyone at school knows and everyone at home knows and being here is like a whole new place
by Banana97 July 31, 2022
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