Most handsome guy on earth , he’s hot and all girls are inlove with him, he is very loyal to whoever and a real gentlemen so don’t screw your relation with him he’s the best you can ever find.
by ~*^^*~:) November 23, 2021
Get the Michael salibymug. The rizziest man on earth, but humble and nonchalant. Michael has the most rizz in the world and has the sexiest boyfriend in the world. Michael is nonchalant, rizzy, and has the biggest aura. He walks in to a room and all the huzz start loosing their mind, but he ignores them because he has the best boyfriend in the universe. All baddies who are blessed to be his friend immediately have the biggest glow up and all mental illnesses heal, any troglodytes that even think about disliking him explode immediately. Michael is the biggest rizzler ever.
The huzz: OH MY GOD ITS MICHAEL!!!! HAVE MY BABIES!!!!!
Michael: shut up I have a boyfriend*nonchalantly*
Michael: shut up I have a boyfriend*nonchalantly*
by Peepee poopoo fart January 24, 2025
Get the Michaelmug. Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Messenger Add Oak".
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Messenger Add Oak".
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 22, 2025
Get the I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Messenger Add Oak".mug. An instance when someone acts as if they are superior to others or much cooler than they actually are but in reality they’re a massive geed.
“Bro I am totally super cool with women, all the AXO girls at the last party wanted me to go home with them” - Michael
“No bro, they were roasting you” - Everyone
“That’s a major Michael Moment” -Carson
“No bro, they were roasting you” - Everyone
“That’s a major Michael Moment” -Carson
by bubblebuttbilly March 12, 2022
Get the Michael Momentmug. by penismcfrappler27 December 7, 2019
Get the Michael Hatchermug. by arshh February 14, 2018
Get the Michael Moradianmug. Michael Robin is the sweetest guy you will ever meet. He loves sports and has an amazing body. He will never fail to make you laugh. He has a girlfriend who he loves unconditionally and will do anything for, all the other girls her jelous of her for having not only the most attractive guy in school but having someone who will do anything and everything to make sure she is safe and happy. Michael can be quite a prankster and he will annoy you to no end, at the end of the day he is always the guy that no matter how big of shit ass he is you just gotta love him. Aside from him being so annoying he is always kind, Michael Robin has a southern accent that will drive you wild and he is such a gentleman! When he dresses up he really dresses to impress, he is gentle and understanding to those who do not mess with him but don't talk about the few people close to him because then he will go full rage and come out to get you. Michael also does not like things handed to him, he would rather work for something then just take it. He works for everything he has and holds dear to him. Although he is definitely not perfect by any standards almost everyone loves a Michael Robin and are blessed to have him in their life Michael Robin is the only person you'll meet to make you smile your biggest {smile} and understand your deepest of thoughts. You'll love Michael Robin.
by utopia0333 November 24, 2021
Get the Michael Robinmug.