by Cockslayer696969Osamabinladen May 4, 2022

A May Sim is typically a blonde, attractive woman. They are often referred to as 'amazing' but hate it with passion; don't worry though they make up for it with "other passions"
Person 1: Wow, she looks really nice today.
Person 2: Yeah she looks like May Sim
sexy attractive beautiful
Person 2: Yeah she looks like May Sim
sexy attractive beautiful
by BananaBob November 27, 2014

She is kind and gets too attached to people but once you lose her trust me it’s your loss
She loves going out and she’s a hard worker and loves to care for people and makes everyone around her smile she’s unforgettable and memories with her will last forever
Once you meet her you won’t meet someone like her again
She loves going out and she’s a hard worker and loves to care for people and makes everyone around her smile she’s unforgettable and memories with her will last forever
Once you meet her you won’t meet someone like her again
Mays
by madmoizelle November 23, 2021

Probably the most legendary councilman to walk the face of this earth.
He is still a TikTok sensation even posthumously. Were it not for him, the entire flint water crisis would've been swept under the rug.
He wasn't afraid to stand his ground and tell the truth, held true to defending his constituents, A solid American hero with backbone. He didn't take shit from anyone and was known to point out corruption.
This man carried an energy hardly anyone could match.
RIP Councilman Mays, you are dearly missed, sir.
He is still a TikTok sensation even posthumously. Were it not for him, the entire flint water crisis would've been swept under the rug.
He wasn't afraid to stand his ground and tell the truth, held true to defending his constituents, A solid American hero with backbone. He didn't take shit from anyone and was known to point out corruption.
This man carried an energy hardly anyone could match.
RIP Councilman Mays, you are dearly missed, sir.
Kate Fields: "Do I have the floor, do I??"
Eric Mays: *in mocking tone of voice* "NYES YOU DOOO!!!!"
Kate Fields: "thank you very much"
Eric Mays: "What a fool!"
Eric Mays: *in mocking tone of voice* "NYES YOU DOOO!!!!"
Kate Fields: "thank you very much"
Eric Mays: "What a fool!"
by OhBobSaget!!_1994 May 3, 2024

National Bully May Day is a day where everybody gets to bully May and no one questions it. May 18th is national bully May Day
by MasterScrewer2000 May 18, 2025

- What month is it right now?
- May. Why are you asking?
*inhales confidently*
- MAY THESE BALLS FIT IN YOUR MOUTH!!!
- ... Not these jokes again. Just duck off bro.
- May. Why are you asking?
*inhales confidently*
- MAY THESE BALLS FIT IN YOUR MOUTH!!!
- ... Not these jokes again. Just duck off bro.
by mitreanu May 5, 2021

“Hey babe it’s May 5th which is national show ur bf ur juicy ass day, can u show me urs?”
“Of course babe anything for my bf”
“Of course babe anything for my bf”
by Waiting For player... May 5, 2022
