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mondeo man

Career driver, especially travelling salesman. From the large numbers of Ford Mondeos used as company cars.
If youre in the fast lane, stuck behind a van, doing 90 anyway, mondeo man will always tailgate you flashing his lights.
by oracle August 19, 2004
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man titties

You fat fuck! When you fuck your wife, WHO SUCKS WHOSE TITITES!?!
by Harry Johnson June 11, 2003
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Man Hump

When one heterosexual man (Man A) runs up behind another (Man B) , jumps, pushes of the Man B's shoulders, and humps the Man B as high up on his back as possible. This is usually done to show Man A's dominance over Man B, or to make Man B subservient.
Rob: Dammit Steve! Quit Man Humping me! It's annoying as hell!

Steve: Maybe I would if you weren't such a little bitch.
by Nicky Nick and The Funky Bunch October 18, 2009
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Hunting Man

While titty fucking a girl, mounting and cocking the rifle, proceed to fart onto her stomach with your cheeks pressed firmly against her skin, the goose call. Once the girl raises her head in disgust blow one in her face; shoot that goose out of the sky. Finally, fish hook her and drag the her off the bed; bring that goose back to camp.

*If you do not plan to bring the kill back, this last step might be a good time to take a picture of your catch to show your buddies or they will never believe it.

AKA Goose Hunting
"You did what?!? We're goign to have to call you the hunting man!"
by The Monster September 21, 2006
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Bootyless Man

A man with no or very small butt.
Franna: Oh my God! THAT MAN OVER THERE IS A BOOTYLESS MAN!!!!

Leah: He is!
by Hide Lover September 11, 2011
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white man

The little guy who has watched his own race cause chaos and death across the world for the past 500 years and has gained nothing but shit off everyone.

Not every white guy wants to kill every black, chinese, asian, (native) american or australasiain on the planet, it's just the greedy assholes in command and a low-intellect army who follow anything for money who invade, murder and conquer.

The white man is the guy who watches this bullshit and sits there, able to do nothing and recieves hate. That white man is me. I have never harmed anyone because they are a different race, insulted them because they are a different race or done anything which could be considered racist. Then I read some of these defenitions. The simplicity of the whole thing is this:
You get assholes in every race, religion or nationality, but you get an unusually large number of assholes who are white. Please remember that not all of us took part in the slave trade, the massacre of the jews, the start of the war on the gaza strip. It is key individuals who are to blame for these monstrosities, don't blame all of the white people, blame those key individuals.
'It ain't about black or white cuz we human,
I hope we see the light before it ruined'
-Tupac Shakur
The greatest and most influentual soul who graced his presence on this earth
by Ciaranlink12 July 7, 2005
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man dingo

the art of being extremely player with a big load
" Man dingo led the charge, he was captivating and got all the virgins"
by JNasty June 14, 2003
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