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Arm's Law

If it's mainstream it's fake.
"I saw a pic of Canada's PM Trudeau, his deputy PM, and several other top MPs visit a concert in Ukraine."

"Oh, that's fake."

"How do you know?"

"Arm's Law."
by helloboots May 9, 2022
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Patch's Law

When you argue with somebody online and they resort to calling you a Nazi, They have violated Patch's Law, and therefore, have automatically lost the argument. A variant of Ad Hominem, but never taken seriously.
Person 1: I got in an argument on twitter and the other guy violated Patch's Law, So I automatically won the argument.

Person 2: Who are you? how did you get in my house?

Person 1: Don't worry about it, do you have a minute to talk about our Lord and savior Jesus Christ?
by AlduinsSpicyFart April 14, 2022
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Law Of Crim

When people of both genders are always on your dick
I went out and the law of crim kept stopping me at the bar!
by Scattur July 5, 2024
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Bae In Law

That’s my best friend’s bae, so that’s my bae in law.
by Lady Bear November 25, 2021
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Luis' Law

A law in the UK affecting Uruguayans.

The law has 4 main elements

1- unlike the rest of the population, you are not innocent until proven guilty, and will be deemed guilty if a claim is made against you, even if by someone with a proven track record of lying and making false claims against people.
2- if a red nosed scottish git demands it, you'll receive double the punishment afforded to an Englishman for the same offence.
3- anyone is allowed to assault you at will without any "official" deeming there to be any rules or laws broken
4- even if you are not standing ahead of a man in a blue shirt, you will be deemed to be.
Wow, he nearly cut him in two!... oh, hang on, no, it's him, according to Luis' Law... "no foul"
by Cheating Utd Supporting Ref October 28, 2012
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co-cousin-in-law

Spouse's cousin's spouse.
My co-cousin-in-law is a good person.
by Gerald128 April 6, 2021
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klan in law

Oh Gawd, do we have to go to the klan in law's again? They have confederate flags on the lawn and KKK dishware.
by dERvMD July 18, 2017
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