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Jack Sesh 

A planned masturbation session, usually referring to "jacking off." The planning part is what makes a jack sesh different than simply masturbating.

Quick Jack Sesh guide:
1)Mise En Place!- Have lube, paper towels (enough for both catching semen and wiping hands so that you can continue to search for porn/switch videos without getting your keyboard all sticky) and a small plastic bag near by.
2)Make sure you have plenty of time and space. Enough time and space to jack as hard and loud as you want with moderate to loud pornography without head phones. This is important, as headphones detract from the overall masturbation experience. This means each room must be searched to ensure that absolutely nobody is in your dwelling, and you must know when people will be returning. Even if you live in a place where nobody cares if you loudly masturbate, this rule must be followed. A Jack Sesh is a holy, personal experience. A Jack Sesh must not be tainted with the presence of another person.
3) Take your time. Enjoy your Jack Sesh. Go slow at first. Find a hot video, one with a bit of a kinky story. Give yourself at least 30 minutes before you go to your go-to video and blow a massive load.
I can't wait to have a Sunday morning Jack Sesh while everyone else is at church.
Jack Sesh by Weeaboo_Starshine March 9, 2018
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Jack Hater

Rocket league player who ask other team to report a teammate for not playing as good as themself
other team insult for player for being teammate hater
Blue player: can you please Report "jack132" for being terrible
Orange player: Please report (Insert name) for being a jack hater

Orange team player: "Jack132" is crap at shotting

Blue player: stop jack hating
jack hater by Doomsae June 29, 2018

Jack off shack 

the stall in a dorm or shared bathroom that you or someone else always beats their meet in.
"Has anyone seen Dan?"
"He's in the bathroom and I saw him go into the jack off shack so it'll be a while"
Jack off shack by lillukey August 16, 2018

Jack Benny

Old guy who did some funny stuff but he's still 39 wtf nuni!
Jack Benny has a radio show nibba.
Jack Benny by warlock master race October 24, 2018

jack! end the beanstalk!

a pun from jack and the beanstalk
used in any context and it's meant to be funny
"so how does jack and the beanstalk go again?"
"oh it was like, jACK! END THE BEANSTALK! CHOP OFF ITS BIG ASS STALK PLEASE!"

Jack Hedges 

If a person is described as this he is an all around trampy twat
Come on dude, don't be a Jack Hedges
Jack Hedges by KWELLEBOB February 1, 2019

Jack Tomlinson 

Over-sensitive pussy, whitest motherfucker on the planet, acts cool and hangs with all the older kids, falls in love too easy, and doesn't know when to let go. Usually acts homophobic, but on the inside is a complete queer.
"Yo do you see jack tomlinson"
"His last song is shit"
Jack Tomlinson by jet.3 April 5, 2019