Ice Pirate

When a drug(primary Methamphetamine) addiction completely consumes your life; altering your physical appearance and behavior to replicate that of a "classic pirate." Usually involves, Dark under eyes(from lack of sleep), dirty clothes, dirty body, and rotten teeth(from lack of personal care). Can be a wanderer, just "sailing" from place to place. Usually seeking/stealing/begging for anything they can get their hands on of any value; for future trade of drugs. Always "carpet surfing" for a free sparkly shard by spending all day, everyday trying to find that treasure.

I use to hang out with Mitch but, after he became a complete Ice Pirate he and I just don't jive well together anymore.

by Sganz41 December 22, 2022

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Icing the HoHos

When you take a dump, then ejaculate on your turds.

When youre in a rush, and aint got no time to flush, "Icing the HoHos"

by Dr.pooforyou! August 17, 2018

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Ice Fish

The act of using a popsicle, icicle, or just ice as a dildo and then licking or eating it

"I got my girlfriend to make me a ice fish the other day, it tasted amazing!"

by TheFestivemedic November 14, 2016

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eskimo ice

Like an Eskimo kiss, but when giving oral sex in 69 form, rubbing one's nose on the jewel-encrusted butt plug of their partner. Specifically if it is a white clear jewel imitating diamond (hence the ice). Depending on the sex and flexibility of both the Eskimo ice performer and recipient, a break may need to be taken from the deed of oral sex itself in order to make such an act possible.

Dude, we were having such a great night until she got startled and farted when I accidentally Eskimo Ice-d her.

by Dimonium_Anonimo December 29, 2019

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