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Eat ass

An eat ass isn't just the act of analingus, while it can be that also.

An eat ass is someone who just buys everything someone says. It's like a mix of a schmuck and a pleb and a cuck and a simp all in one. Someone whose wife fucks 7 other people in a week and gets paid $7, she comes home dripping cum and then says no honey I love you, please believe that I'll only ever love you and be faithful to you. Then they go to bed and he eats her out cos he believes her and wants it to all be okay, not realizing that he's eating seven loads all at once and believes her when she says it cos she drank so much milk for lunch.
Wife: Hey honey, come to bed now, tell your mates to go home.

Husband: Ok honey, guys it's time to go home now, thanks for coming over.

7 guys: Fuck he's an eat ass, how does he not realize we just gang banged her in the room.
by Treppar January 16, 2025
mugGet the Eat assmug.

Eat pearl

To eat pearl is to lick clit.
by Eat pearl December 27, 2023
mugGet the Eat pearlmug.

Eat my add

An insult used as a defense when one is simply terrible at fantasy football
How did you go 0-14 in Fantasy last year, did you just not try?

No, I tried every week.

Man, you must suck as fantasy football.

Eat my add…
by cuyahogablues August 30, 2023
mugGet the Eat my addmug.

eating a sandwich

"Hey, what are you eating for lunch?"
"Today for lunch, I'm eating a sandwich."
by noahnknows March 14, 2024
mugGet the eating a sandwichmug.

Eat short people month

As well as Throw Short People Month, many people worldwide celebrate 'Eat short people month'. During the time, it is customary for those with shorter statures, to be nibbled by, and consumed by those of a taller standing. The month is October, so fear us you shorties.
YAY! Its eat short people month, time to eat the short people in our friend group, not that they count as people or friends.

Wait, it's eat short people month, the month in which we commune together to consume the short, October!
by Thornebon October 12, 2022
mugGet the Eat short people monthmug.

eat a taki moss

this phrase originates from the 2012 TMNT show, in which April O’Neil attempts to say ‘itadakimas’ but fails miserably like the gringa she is
Person 1: What yummy sushi! Eat a taki moss!
Moss: You know I can’t handle spicy food
by homo_simpson February 28, 2025
mugGet the eat a taki mossmug.

you didn't eat enough weetabix

You say this to someone woh can't push a door open.
You didn't eat enough weetabixi!
by plato! October 29, 2024
mugGet the you didn't eat enough weetabixmug.

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