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ska-douche

ska-douche created mid-2000 era by reminants of metropolitian towns on the north-west coast of the united states. this word was developed to be the ultra-word that covers the use of words such as; stoops, kook, blowin it, lame, gay, douche bag, fag nuts, nut face, dildo spray, retartd, zebratard, ect....
(pronounced; ska_douche)
usage; your friends does something stupid.....you say "SKA-DOUCHE!!!!"
by caleb Sutherland February 9, 2007
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groupon douche

A person who is actively looking for groupons to purchase not needed and generally stupid items.
Alex: You know Jimmy is such a groupon douche!
Cara: Why?
Alex: Because he purchased groupons for him and his wife for 70% off tattoo work at a local trashy tattoo parlor.
by alex2states July 1, 2011
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ass douche

toilet paper, as in a product used to cleanse the ass of filth
hey would you mind getting me another roll of ass douche? im all out in here.
by anonomous July 18, 2004
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indie douche

someone who refuses to listen to bands after they've been signed by a record label, saying they've "sold out" usually listen to bands no ones heard of and are mostly scene kids
god did you hear paul wont listen to fall out boy since they signed a record label

yeah he says they sold out, what an indie douche
by irishsexypants April 30, 2009
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Vinegar Douche

(noun) A douche that uses vinegar to flush out a woman's vaginal cavity.
Helen, you should use a vinegar douche.
by Kyle Stienberg January 9, 2009
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Subtle douche

An individual that bears the semblance of being a cool person, but this perception is merely a veil for their extensive douchiness. A subtle douche may take the shape of someone not generally perceived as a douche (i.e. a nerd), but may in fact use that sterotyping as leverage to assert their ill-conceived sense of self-worth. Subtle douches generally aren't as blatant in expressing their levels of douchiness, but are capable of putting forth equal to larger amounts as their more expressive cousins.
Person A: Something about his class, man, I just can't seem to get above a B on his essays.
Subtle Douche: Yeah, I don't know what is either, seems I'm always getting at least a 95%. I don't get it.

Person B: I'm doing my report on Edgar Allen Poe, how do you feel about him?
Subtle Douche: Well Poe was something of a tortured genius. Unfortunately, the way he was perceived by the public outweighs the sheer brilliance of his work. He reminds me of myself in that sense.

Person C: God, The Beatles are such a solid band. I love them so much.
Subtle Douche: Yeah, the Beatles are cool and all, but they're waaaaay mainstream. I like Mumford & Sons. They're way indie bro. Seriously, like no one knows who they are.
Person C: You're a fucking tool.
by D Stalt December 18, 2011
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Moby Douche

A white guy who is such a huge douche he can sink an entire ship with his douchyness. By extension, his douchy capacities are so huge he can ruin virtually any occasion at which he is present.
Dude! Andy is such a Moby Douche even Ahab couldn't stop him.
by speedshift September 14, 2014
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