A human that you are excessively pissed off at, but you still have an undeniable desire to hold their hand like otters do when they don't want to float away from each other.
Damn it Kyle stop making me want to simultaneously punch you in the tit and skip through a field of wildflowers holding your hand! You're being such a dick otter!
by The Real Slim Tayde August 20, 2013
Get the Dick Otter mug.Often used in the military, to "get dicked for something" is slang for being picked for something that you really don't want to do (usually an order). Goes hand in hand with the phrase shit rolls down hill.
Captain America: Sergeant those toilets are filthy and not fit for use by any human being, sort it out!
Sergeant Shitforbrains: Yes Sir! Er, you there, go clean the shit out of the toilets!
Trooper Titwank: Yes Sergeant!
Corporal Cunty: Unlucky Titwank, you just got dicked!
Trooper Titwank: Yes I did get dicked for that, but I'll be finished in half an hour, and you'll still be a cunt.
Sergeant Shitforbrains: Yes Sir! Er, you there, go clean the shit out of the toilets!
Trooper Titwank: Yes Sergeant!
Corporal Cunty: Unlucky Titwank, you just got dicked!
Trooper Titwank: Yes I did get dicked for that, but I'll be finished in half an hour, and you'll still be a cunt.
by DCC John Stalker February 6, 2012
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Get the Dick Roast mug.Someone that manages to turn any situation into an awkward situation by appearing extremely uncomfortable, making insulting comments while wishing they were at home playing WOW
He's a cold dickings, standing alone in a knitted jersey humming the themesong of world or war craft. He's no hot dickings.
by fanbake December 14, 2011
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"He's being a dick."
"A dangerous dick!!!"
"He's being a dick."
"A dangerous dick!!!"
by a halfling December 26, 2011
Get the Dangerous dick mug.Basically another word for "sausage fest." Meaning a place with a high ratio of men compared to women.
Or a place where gay males congregate such as a homosexual strip club or gay bar.
Or a place where gay males congregate such as a homosexual strip club or gay bar.
by Ebenzer Splooge February 21, 2011
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