football dick

A football player with a big dick

"Yo Amire, you got that football dick?"

by Angelica Cross October 2, 2017

dick pants

A pair of pants that are so tight one can see the outline of the penis inside the pants.

"Mike, why are you wearing those dick pants? It doesn't look too great with your schmedium shirt".

by Kk2787 September 22, 2019

Dick tingles

The time after a precarious sexual situation, where the female might have questionable values. These feelings you get with every sensation from your member makes you concerned for it's well-being. Most commonly occurs after coitus without protection.

"Dude, I hooked up with that chick and didn't use a rubber. Now I have the dick tingles!"

by Voodoo Nasty December 7, 2018

Motor Dicking

When you give a blowjob as if you were motor boating

That dude was Motor Dicking me the other night.

by JuLing May 15, 2015

Dangle Dicking

Where you're hanging around doing nothing, when you could be up doing something productive.

Ted: What's going on Phil?
Phil: Not much just chilling on the couch.
Ted: Well stop Dangle Dicking and let's go to the gym!
Phil: Man fuck that! Dangle Dicking is where it's at!

by Slushy McFly September 3, 2012

cur-dick

a very,very,very small dick; one of the world's smallest dick that u don't even see it when u take a look at it; also this kind of dick doesn't have balls so people with this kind of dick can't have kids because he can't store sperm

When my husband and I had sex, he pull down his pant and all I saw was a cur-dick because I can't see any.

by shogun101 April 16, 2013

Dick Hatch

Slang for mouth

Holly: Let's be honest, the Braves are not a good team.

Taylor: Shut your dick hatch, woman!

by Sir Buttons October 31, 2021