De Shok

De shok is commonly used on the streets of the UK to describe either a person carrying out an action or task very badly, or a feeling of being unwell. It often replaces words such as “shocking”.

That attempt to save the shot by Eduoard Mendy was de shok.

My Mercedes with 300,000 miles on it is de shok.

by J4ck283 November 22, 2022

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crème de la meow meow

pussy discharge

man: “can i eat your crème de la meow meow?”

woman: “yes ofc!”

by mentallyunwell! March 12, 2024

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Insert a single Mentos breath mint into and under the foreskin, making sure to enclose the mint as much as possible. Next, take a sip of Coca-Cola, without swallowing and then carefully hold the penis. Place your lips over the foreskin and slowly release a stream of Coca-Cola into the foreskin. One should hold the foreskin in place, so the chemical reaction pleasures the head of the penis, but also mildly erupts through the foreskin opening. Continue the process until the mint is dissolved or you wish to freshen your breath.

We were on the couch and he had the most beautiful foreskin and I was drinking a full can of Coke, so I decided to give him the De Freshmaker with a Mentos I found in my purse.

by The Dirty Baker August 3, 2022

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Crónica de Una Muerte Anunciada

Un hombre rico Caucasiano (llamado blanco) quien es Árabe (su nombre es Santiago Nasar, su padre es Ibrahim) se violó chica nativa en Colombia.

Después de eso, se mató al hombre.

RIP 👳🏾 ♀️🧔🏾🇵🇸🇮🇳👮🏻 ♀️🔥🐖👸🏻

Crónica de Una Muerte Anunciada es un libro sobre Señor Muhammad. El precio por lo que hizo es su acceso al matriz y su vida.

by Lil Miss Hood Baby Mila 👸🏻🥇 August 22, 2024

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profa de tic

Profa de tic is my mommy. She’s known for giving 2 to adi bc he doesn’t know sistemul de operare windows.
She’s also known for having threesomes with andrei and stefan popa.
She also has a big booty that she shackes when we save a file on sistemul de operatie windows.
Profa de tic is eaten from cum everyday

Hey can i suck your toes?
no, im profa de tic sexual

by emma.wqtson November 25, 2021

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