Dick slapping totem pole

When your poop reaches the bottom of the toilet and standing on its own and then proceeds to fall forward slapping the back of your penis.

The brown stains are not skid marks. Those marks are obviously from a dick slapping totem pole!

by Hardwoodnhammr July 29, 2023

slap jayden's ass day

if you see any jayden of the sorts you slap his ass 5 time's

it's slap jayden's ass day we gonna slap your ass jayden

by norace October 6, 2022

The actual slap ass day

August 30th Slap ass day is a celebration of slapping someone’s ass

The actual Slap ass day is upon us so be carful.

by BD Donatello August 29, 2019

slap a rack on her back

To throw money on a strippers butt.

My uchies are gonna slap a rack on her back.

by lilgurb July 8, 2018

2nd hand Dick Slap

A second hand dick slap is when a dog licks a dick then proceeds to lick you with thy

John:awe this peanut butter must make the dog lick my dong
Dog:wtf..... oooo peanut butter
Owner: ew why does your tongue taste like dick.... I just got 2nd hand dick slapped

by Blahblahpoop March 13, 2018

national slap ass day

April 12th you can slap anyone on the ass and they cant get mad.

I can slap your as because april 12th is national slap ass day

by Camron :) April 11, 2019

1 ss = 1 slap

A term used in mainly Snapchat where a person posts another person on their story and ask for "1 ss= 1 slap" which means for 1 screenshot equals to 1 slap.

Girl : *posts picture with friend* "1 ss = 1 slap"

Viewer: *screenshots post*
Girl : *slaps friend*

by Ms. Capalot July 4, 2019