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National Slap Lincoln Day

May 4th is National Slap Lincoln Day! Find a Lincoln and slap him!
Guy 1: Hey did you hear about national slap lincoln day?

Guy 2: Oh yeah! I think there's a Lincoln in my math class

Both guys: let's get em.
by Ava_The_Cado March 11, 2020
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Slap a Mexican midget day

Pretty self explanatory. Slap your short Mexican friends. You get a free slap pass.
“Hey it’s November 1st, you know what that means
“No but November?”

“No! It’s national slap a Mexican midget day!”
“Fuck you gerald”
by Dummybro November 1, 2022
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The actual slap ass day

August 30th Slap ass day is a celebration of slapping someone’s ass
The actual Slap ass day is upon us so be carful.
by BD Donatello August 29, 2019
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National Titty Slap Day

On April 15 is National Titty Slap Day. You have to slap as many titties as you can.
Oh my god, today’s National Titty Slap Day! How many titties do you think you’re going to slap?”
by Caleb Whitzman April 12, 2019
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national slap ass day

April 12th you can slap anyone on the ass and they cant get mad.
I can slap your as because april 12th is national slap ass day
by Camron :) April 11, 2019
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2nd hand Dick Slap

A second hand dick slap is when a dog licks a dick then proceeds to lick you with thy
John:awe this peanut butter must make the dog lick my dong
Dog:wtf..... oooo peanut butter
Owner: ew why does your tongue taste like dick.... I just got 2nd hand dick slapped
by Blahblahpoop March 13, 2018
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1 ss = 1 slap

A term used in mainly Snapchat where a person posts another person on their story and ask for "1 ss= 1 slap" which means for 1 screenshot equals to 1 slap.
Girl : *posts picture with friend* "1 ss = 1 slap"

Viewer: *screenshots post*
Girl : *slaps friend*
by Ms. Capalot July 4, 2019
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