Jimin’s Top Lip

Something that does not exist.

Jimin’s top lip is covered with concealer to appear nonexistent.

Army: Did you know Jungkook has a pet fish?
Other Army: That fish is as real as Jimin’s top lip.

by taehyung’s dog January 7, 2021

TOP

Twenty One Pilots. The musical duo Tyler and Josh. Somehow they make drinking chlorine sound really sexy.

OMG! Did you listen to the new TOP song?

by That Gay Gurl November 8, 2018

Top set

Dickhead wankers who r clever n think they r hard but are actually hard over osmosis

Those top set dickhead wankers got full marks in the test again, bet they wank off to ionic bonding

by Ramadan9900 June 1, 2018

Muffin Top

Muffin Top: The disgusting amount of flab which one cannot keep holstered within one's pants. Mainly needs a makeshift brace/belt of some sort. See also: Muffin Man; Weightloss; Disgrace to ones bakery.

Overly tight jeans with no excess room. Flab overflowing from top of pants; Muffin Top

by Jewboy68 April 15, 2014

top-player

someone that can't be stopped. Untamable beast.

look up pottah
look up beasting

that nigga is a top-player

by Big bizzle April 30, 2003

coon top

The forward combed hair of the wiley Afro-American male mimicking the brim of a baseball cap.

Hey coon top

by fluvio March 22, 2011

TOPS

Tired Of People's Shit

I'm so TOPS in this world!

by Vanessa Wilson August 5, 2025