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Soneby's Law

Rule 34's sinister cousin.
If a woman uploads anything to the internet, there will be at least one man masturbating to it.
-Dude wtf, that's my sisters instagram?

-Soneby's law bruh
by Smashedmouth December 16, 2020
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sunshine law

Opposite of “Murphy’s Law.”

When everything is falling into place. i’m

Inspired by the idea that we should recognize when everything is great.
“i got a new car, i aced my test, and i found 10 bucks on the floor. dude it must be sunshine law”
by btamm2698 December 21, 2020
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Sanderson's Law

as an online discussion regarding fiction recommendations grows longer, the probability of Brandon Sanderson's Way of Kings being recommended approaches 1
"I asked on Reddit for books similar to Twilight and got 8 recommendations for the Way of Kings"

"Sanderson's Law in action my friend"
by Kvarl_the_Lightbringer December 27, 2020
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Law 45683

luna actually has to be cooler than everyone BY LAW. this is simply factual and cannot be argued against.
oh yeah you know Law 45683?
yeah yeah, luna is so much cooler than me
by frogiibae December 27, 2020
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Robertoe's Law

"....people will always claim that white people are the source of opinions and ideas that they don't like..."
Named after the person who may or may not have coined the concept, when somebody dubiously claims that white people are behind an agenda, idea, or fandom in an attempt to discredit it.
Robertoe's Law in action:
"BLM protests are just white people virtue signaling."
"Interesting how everybody who loves Celine Dion's album is white."
"White people love to tell me I should try pickles on my sandwhich."
by ScoobysNephew December 29, 2020
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Law

by enbymonarch January 2, 2021
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CTB's Law

CTB's law says that when someone is having a public meltdown online, they will, given enough time and public pressure, eventually circle around to defending Pedophilia/Ephebophilia.

Named for when this happened to the lead singer of a has-been rock band that rhymes with Trapped.
I just know this Libertarian yelling about how rain collection laws is 2 more comments away from running headfirst into CTB's Law.
by AnWorm January 3, 2021
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