by MrXlacks November 19, 2023

by pizzashitfacefuzzlefuck March 25, 2017

When your girlfriend rides you on her period and you cum inside her the white and red turns orangey and she drips it on your stomach when she gets up
by PhuckedUpGuy November 20, 2017

by iZack! August 25, 2019

by Pooty pop October 27, 2017

by MyniggaFranky April 22, 2016

Baby Oil used as masturbation lube because you no longer have money for good lube. All because your wife talked you into having a baby just about 9 months before she decided that her vagina is some temple you're not worthy of praying in... and who the hell knew diapers were so expensive!!
Dude we never see you anymore, glad you could make it out tonight... *sniff* *sniff* .. Why do you smell like a girl..?
Sorry man, its that terrible smell of Johnson's Johnson sauce... It don't wash off
Sorry man, its that terrible smell of Johnson's Johnson sauce... It don't wash off
by Thedude78 September 20, 2013
