by i love sauce August 29, 2022
Get the sauce monster mug.It’s the sweet sticky Elmer’s glue-like substance that comes out of your boner when it erupts like Mount Vesuvius. Unlike juice, sauce lasts awhile, mainly in the form of dried cum stains on your comforter after slapping the Ham to the sports illustrated swimsuit edition poster on your wall, or even as a night mask if you are able to apply to your still asleep girlfriend’s face as a sweet surprise to her when she wakes up with her face completely purified.
“What kind of dressing do you want on your house salad?”
“Do you have boner sauce?”
“Sir, we are not that kind of establishment. Please leave before I alert the authorities.”
“Do you have boner sauce?”
“Sir, we are not that kind of establishment. Please leave before I alert the authorities.”
by BIG TEEPEE 12345678 September 9, 2022
Get the Boner Sauce mug.by AndyLikesStuff September 18, 2022
Get the spilling the sauce mug.Action sauce: I get that we are both ready to go in our 20 year-old brains, but it’s super late, your drunk and unless you’re ready to produce action sauce, let’s table this until tomorrow.
Dude, I love you and stuffs, but it’s so late and you have to work in 4 hours. So let’s wait until you can actually produce some ‘action sauce’. My lady parts are done for today.
by JennyJames September 30, 2022
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by Ubeenbamboozledson October 8, 2022
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