Ryan is tall. He looks tall but he is actually short. don't worry. this is just an illusion. if he grew 3 more inches he would have many more girlfriends than he has now: 0.5.
Ryan is seen attractive to few people but they become disappointed because he's always acting busy.
But he has a good sense of humor i guess but the fact that he drinks boba with no balls is just illegal
He also has a severe case of hair loss. He looks bald
Ryan is seen attractive to few people but they become disappointed because he's always acting busy.
But he has a good sense of humor i guess but the fact that he drinks boba with no balls is just illegal
He also has a severe case of hair loss. He looks bald
by supertoesucker6969 February 23, 2022
Get the Ryan mug.So we all know that Ryan is one of the nicest and most charming person out there. However he does have a few flaws. Ryan’s the kinda person who would study paleontology and never shut up about it. All he talks about is fossils and dinosaurs. He might be slightly insane but at least he hates archeologists.
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ryan starts slowing down the car
passenger: “ryan the light is green”
ryan: “i know i was just slowing down because i took that curve too quickly”
ryan didn’t know the light was green.
passenger: “ryan the light is green”
ryan: “i know i was just slowing down because i took that curve too quickly”
ryan didn’t know the light was green.
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Get the Ryan mug.Oh my god, only the sweetest god damn person you will ever know in existence. He's in a band with his brothers Jack Met (hot, funny, and has no filter, and could literally run me over with a train and I'd still adore him), and Adam Met (Jesus-looking, earth-loving, and extraordinarily smart human being who can pickle anything). He frickin OWNS the piano and ukulele, and has the voice of an ANGEL. With the spirit animal of a turtle, he's a "very slow and steady person" according to Jack Met. If I ever meet him and his brothers, I will surely start crying and telling myself to wake up because not only are they all the most fantastic people, and have changed my entire life for the better with their music, but also because it probably would not be real.
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Ryan, Also spelt, Faggot
Ryan, Also spelt, Faggot
Ryan should get a life
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