tobasco pants

Ass itches? Scratch it with a fart, they say.. Tobasco pants are what happens when ya got a spicy bungus, and try to scratch yer ass with a fart.

Got Damn, Bianca got tobasco pants after we had Mexican food earlier. Fuckin' clear as day.

by Aztec03 July 23, 2018

king punisher

To be King punisher is to be ruthless and merciless to all of evil. You would assassinate all of the bad in the world.

So your a King Punisher type?

by UBBESSON September 10, 2018

clown pants

When someone goes outside wearing ridiculously baggy pants. This is especially the case when they are red, but most importantly baggy and worn by an idiot. This look originates from the sugar-hoe-gang. If you come across one of these creatures, do not try to run away because he is probably on the track team and will catch you. The only course of action is to try to make a musically with him. This will deter him for long enough that you will be able to make an escape.

Corinne : "yo do you see that dude in them pants???"
Tasha: "Yeah, I think his name is edward, he is rockin some clown pants right now"
Corinne: "Ohhhh, that's what they are called, yeah... he does look like a clown."
Tasha: "clap along, if you feel like happiness is the truth"
Corinne: "word"

by Ian Benardo99 October 11, 2018

Pissy pants Carl

The act of pissing your pants at a wedding and then proceeding to pour a pint over yourself to hide it

Jesus Carl, stop wasting beer! We know you urinated on yourself again! Pissy pants carl

by David6882 November 27, 2018

Ginger pants

A dude who jizzes his pants.

Tom is a ginger pants.
What a jinger pants!

by Borisla December 8, 2018

Apology Pants Time

When you have messed up really bad and your boyfriend/girlfriend is to the point of something drastic. Such as breaking up. Time to step it up, asshole and put on the pants.

Person: I messed up big time. My girlfriend is going to be so upset. I think she is going to break up with me!
Person 2: You know what time it is then
Person 1: No, What?!
Person 2: It's Apology Pants Time!

by Jenasis December 21, 2018

r/punassassins

A subreddit for capturing and executing members of r/punpatrol, r/puninternalaffairs etc.

He was put in prison by r/punassassins
Hands up, this is r/punassassins

by AncientDictionary March 9, 2019