Massey park pools located in Papakura, South Auckland full of snotty kids, pedo adults, and the odd gang member. You will find the odd couple who can’t sit together in their own house, so they come to the pools to make love in the baby pool, and leave used condoms in the changing rooms. They now charge $3 to jump off into the pool, where the Lifegaurds don’t give two shits abt whose got bands or not, because the girls are just tryna get in the pants with one of the regulars. The pools r always getting closed bc parents don’t know how to take their stink arse kids out the water, instead let them shit bricks in all the pools. The workers take their time cleaning this, because instead they suck each other off in the backroom. They got shitty music taste and needa get a life instead of standing there talking shit on their walkie-talkies. Every weekend you will see a fight of some hoodrats ragdolling outside by the stadium, not entertaining they can’t throw one good hit. If you wanna know how to get free bands just go in the bins and find them, then go to a staff member and say that your band feel off and you need a new one, thank me later. Or just try rizz up the lifeguards and they’ll be sure to let you through and also slide their @ in ur phone while they’re at it.
Person 1: “ yo bro wanna head down to massey park pools?”
Person2: “nah g last time I was there I got kicked out for bombing”
Person 1: “ oh f*** man who cares man I’m tryna sasa a girl there”.
Person2: “nah g last time I was there I got kicked out for bombing”
Person 1: “ oh f*** man who cares man I’m tryna sasa a girl there”.
by kurahard298 February 28, 2023
Get the massey park poolsmug. the queen on tiktok of “have you ever wanted to ride ___ but you weren’t sure if you’d fit?” and “if i fits i sits”
by savage528 February 26, 2025
Get the plus size park hopper (pph)mug. Rotary Park is safe after dark
Neighbors off porches, the playground is stark
Wine stained a vacant old basketball court
Dwellings surround a municipal fort
Don't mind the stories of triumphs and glories
Rotary Park is the jam after dark
Neighbors off porches, the playground is stark
Wine stained a vacant old basketball court
Dwellings surround a municipal fort
Don't mind the stories of triumphs and glories
Rotary Park is the jam after dark
by ColdsteelpotOFCL May 23, 2024
Get the Rotary Parkmug. Also known as Poosun Dark. A term given to those who are boosted to bronze clash of clans new update.
by Poosun February 21, 2021
Get the Doosun Parkmug. a place where a posh boy will turn into a motorbike thief crackhead in 3-5 working days you go in as a apprentice and come out a green dealer doing 10s on your apollo
by boyshocklo January 23, 2022
Get the easington lane parkmug. A campground and concert venue in Somerset Wisconsin. Known for hosting ozzfest, x-fest, 93x concerts, the vans warped tour and many more.
by Nascarfan2007 April 23, 2023
Get the float rite parkmug. The quintessential foreign orgy of retarded children, full of teachers that would rather lay naked in the bronze bull then help a child who is at the brink of turning into kratos flying off a cliff. The year 11s are either fucking pricks who think they’re the dogs bollocks wearing trapstar coats and smoking at the back of the classroom, or neeks that come in incest hoards where they all date each other and wank each other off in the hallways. Now year 7s are safe in the hallways because of the new headteacher, back in my day the year 11s were feared and no hallway was safe.
“Yes mate I’m moving to your school warden park”
“Fucking hell why on earth would you do that, it’s worse then Chailey heritage”
“ some teachers have to be nice”
“Fucking hell why on earth would you do that, it’s worse then Chailey heritage”
“ some teachers have to be nice”
by Fingleheimer January 30, 2025
Get the Warden Parkmug.