Brains

Something humans don't have but have convinced themselves that they have more of them than any other creature.

person 1:What's the average size of a human brain?

person 2: What brains?

by qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmYEEE December 15, 2022

mountain brain

When you are so high in elevation the brain ceases to function at a normal rate. Thus leaving you with dull senses, impaired judgement and stupid grin.

The air is so thin up here that I feel like I have mountain brain.

by mygrubbyglory June 19, 2024

brain

something michael lucier doesn’t have, or when someone says something really stupid

person 1: did you know countries and continents aren’t the same?
person 2: brain??

by idfkwhattoputforthis June 16, 2019

Brain washed

To believe anything so strongly that you're unwilling to hear any opinion that contradicts it. You believe and have complete faith in something because that's what you were told to believe.

Karen: i only listen to CNN
Tim: i only listen to FOX
Bill: you're both brain washed

by Blue shirt guy July 21, 2022

stinky fart brain

A stinky fart brain is someone named vanessa

stinky fart brain wouldn’t pick where we were eating she just kept saying idk

by Mfjizzyj August 2, 2022

Brain Painting

The results of a Firearm being stuck in your mouth, and having the trigger depressed.

Steve:"Did you hear that Phil killed himself by Butt Chugging bleach?"
Johnny:"Nahh dude, he shot himself. Left a nice Brain Painting."

by Shreddie Wap January 25, 2017

Brain Slide

Brain slide is an brain illness where people called Henrik feels like the brain is moving along with your head.

you having a brain slide?

by Dolphineman June 11, 2020