Cotton eyed joe

The ultimate Redneck song.
As for normal people: Has a catchy tune but gets annoying after like, the 20 first seconds.
If it hadnt been for Cotton eyed joe,
I'd been married long time ago.
Where did you come from, where did you go?
Where did you come from, Cotton eyed joe?

If it hadnt been for cotton-eyed joe...
by Urban_Fellow June 30, 2006
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Drop a joe Biden

Taking a voluminous, stinky, soft serve Poo.
Yo homey, you better pull over at the next rest stop so I can drop a Joe Biden. If you don’t, I swear that I’m going to drop a Biden in my pants.
by Skone Dog September 01, 2021
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joe dirt mullet

A "Power Mullet" featuring spikey hair up top resembling a Tina Turner look, Shaved Side Burns and a Long Shaggy Back. A look David Spade sported in the movie "Joe Dirt".
Man check out that "Joe Dirt Mullet" on that dude. He must be a Redneck.
by Foot Device Guy January 03, 2014
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Joe Leonard Day

Joe Leonard day falls on October 6 and it is a day honor the workers of the world as well as all the Joe Leonards. How to participate in Joe Leonard Day? Go out and get yourself a nice meal, or at least a tasty beverage. Tip no less than 50%, and on the tab when you sign it, write “Happy Joe Leonard Day”
Servers love to work on October 6 because of Joe Leonard Day.
by HolidayPro October 08, 2022
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Sloppy Joe Stacker

Guy: I sure am sore after that sloppy joe stacker last night
by Pemis February 27, 2019
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I'm going to Joes

A phrase used when your friends bail out , or do not want to associate with you. So instead you find some hell hole to go to and waste your time there instead. Also can be used when something your working on does not work out right. The word Joes comes after a run down shit hole bar in Reading Pa, that contains nothing but trash.
Lindsey: Can you pick me up tonight to go to the bar.
Mike: No!
Lindsey: Fine I'm going to joes.

Alex: I can't get the car started.
Travis: Is it a Dead Battery?
Alex: Yes, I'm going to joes.
by Intergalactic November 26, 2014
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Jo Jo JOE

You motherfucker. You think you can define joe? That hard ass motherfucker will fuck your shit into the fourteenth dimension and back. How about this. He bites into a dorito loco taco and the eighty four women closest to him orgasm so hard their vaginas start vibrating. At this point, the dopamines literally start leaking out of their ears, nose and mouth, sometimes causing asphyxiation and/or divorce.
by ...Username Loading.... November 07, 2018
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