closet emo

One who looks normal but secretly listens to 30 seconds to mars, panic at the disco and angel in the swamp. trys to act all hard with his peers and superiors but in real life is a bitch ass punk.(see Nelson)
Nelson has such a badass CBR 600. Too bad I caught him crying while he was listening to the Black Parade. He is such a closet emo.
by Porn*100 April 16, 2009
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Emo poem

Random words put together to make a person seem depressed who has everything in the world.
John: Hey dude whatcha writing?
Bill: I am writing an emo poem.
John: So random words that are depressing?
Bill: Suree...im gunna go cut myself now.
by BillieBobb November 19, 2010
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emo sexual

to be both effeminite and a fan of whiny power pop
naomi: "have you seen chris with his black nailpolish and alkaline trio CD?"

shannon: "yeah i know, he went so emo sexual over the summer!"
by Mad Hornet March 10, 2006
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countr-emo

Emo, of the country variety. Typically found in whiny country music songs. Centering around wallowing in self pity/self loathing/someone leaving them with a broken heart/cheating/etc.

Not as gay as traditional emo, however equally as pathetic.
First Guy: Is that Dierks Bentley?

Second Guy: Yea, he’s whining again about some lady leaving him.

First Guy: Man, he’s so fucking countr-emo. He should grow some balls.
by deansmith49 February 03, 2008
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emo kid

Kids who convince themselves that life is horrible. Often, they will cut themselves AND draw on bruises to make it look like NOT ONLY did they cut themselves but daddy beat them, when in reality they're spending his money on all the emo clothes and the studded belt. They turned the studded belt, which used to be in the domain of metal, into almost an embarrassment. often just want attention and sex.
As a funny after thought, there used to be no emo kids, just "Emo" as an insult from Hardcore kids. Not to be confused with punk or hardcore.
There are two types of emo kids: Dark and Bright
Dark emo kids often have really dark clothing, really dark eyes, and don't talk a lot. They are truly anti-social, might be quite content not having friends, and are truly introverted. Don't try to befriend them, you'll fail miserably.
Bright emo kids are the most poseur kids ever. Generally, they have great lives in giant suburban homes and are incredibly social, but use the emo movement as a ruse to get attention. They love to complain about every little thing that's wrong with them, and if you try to socialize with them and you're not another bright emo kid, you will instantly be inundated with bullshit. Generally, they tend to be of the more popular kind, and are the females of this type can grow to be quite annoying, and the men can grow to be quite frustrating as you try to convince them that their lives don't suck.
Damn, look at Kate! The year's almost over and she still hasn't a single friend!
Bright emo kid: *cry* will you listen to my poem? I wrote it last night after my dad beat me. *cry*
Me: No. Can I see your arm? *rubs off ink* your dad didn't beat you.
Bright emo kid (in frustration): Ow, that hurt! That's a bruise! *cry*
Me: No it isn't. I just wiped it off. *Makes angry faic* Don't lie to me man.
by The Ghoul September 11, 2005
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Emo kid

an "emo kid" doesn't exist. "emo" is a genre of music. Also you are who you want to be and nobody can ever ever take that away from you, so if someone would like to call themselves "emo" then so be it. but i know what people mean when they say they're emo. however do you notice... that the "real emo people" in other words people who fit your typical "emo kid " discription dont call themselves emo. but fakers tend to do so. becuase "lyke omg im lyke so emo with my lyke pink fury leopeard converse and my juicy tracksuit that ive like custonmised with d&g shades"... are not "emo". or people who calim to be depressed. becasue real "emo" people dont. they are mousy quiet and dont bother to tell anyone about themselves apart form theyre very close knite circle of friends.
tthe real "emo kid" doesnt state that they are emo. doesnt cry for help. they do what they want to do and they are not purposely meliscious nor do they want anyone to think about them
by Georgie M December 20, 2005
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emo goth

emo kid: "After school I am going to emo goth to cut myself and get my ass kicked by people who are less of pussies than me, that almost includes everyone."

Goth kid: Black and darkness give me a boner. I am so much less of a pussy than any emo kid.
by moses x August 04, 2006
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