my moms a lesbian

What happens when you have 300% more mom than you do dad? You get a fucked up childhood. Children with more than two moms tend to hate "your mom" jokes, and the questions that follow them, like "which one?" Lesbians, as we all know, are sex crazy mother fuckers. Imagine having to live with that. And you know when your one mom is on her period, and she's a raging bitch? Imagine having to deal with that twice a month.

Ben: hey Logan, your mom is a lesbian. Ha.
Logan: My moms a lesbian. But At least i have a mom you choch.
Ben:... Can i have one?
Logan: For 10.99 a month, she's yours.
Ben: Any price is worth the gift of motherhood

by ChompyBlancaExoticButtChochMan December 12, 2016

hot dog mom

A skinny nerd who does nothing but watch anime and play with his wiener all day.

Guy: “Hey you remember that hot dog mom guy from Jebendia?”

Other guy: “Hah yes, everyone hated that guy”

by anonymous June 10, 2021

Hot Single Mom

It's what you're supposed have hot meaty sex with, says every ad in existence. Well turns out the ads were right! You have to have sex with every single mom ever to exist you little pussies, it's for the benefit of making to share your huge schlong to everyone of them, hopefully you will be inspired to have sex with them.

Man i just had sex with a Hot Single Mom

by Smedgewic January 9, 2021

Main Line Mom

These fuckers make driving through the Main Line hell. Usually 40-60 years of age and have multiple children. All of them have the trashiest Philly accent you will ever witness and if you are at a stop light and you aren't driving 0.00000000000001 seconds after it turns green they will honk and scream at you from their Subaru SUV until you move, and will most likely try to cut you off even if they aren't going in your direction.

Main Line Mom: *honks car* Fucking move cunt! My daughter has a dance recital in fifteen minutes and you're making me late!
Me: Fuck off cunt!
Her Children: Ooooooooooooooooooooh

by WhereIsTheClorox September 25, 2017

reza joon mom

gypsy eyebrow painter mail thief.

yo, reza joon mom stole my petra

by babyrazor July 20, 2003

Dumb-Mom Syndrome

A psycho-physiological condition in pregnant women who are pregnant with female fetuses!

An 18-months' study carried out by Simon Fraser University show that women with girls 'inside' them, tend to be more forgetful with frequent memory-lapses than those carrying boys.

Might be the T (testosterone) secretion surge in the sex-determenant early stages of fetal development within 1 week of implantaion?

Dumb-Mom Syndrome, or 'dumb mom' for short.

by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007

stay-at-home mom

A mom who has given up any chance at a career of her own to take care of and raise her kids.

My mom was a stay-at-home mom and raised 5 kids while my dad worked incredibly long hours to support the family. She's a lot less boring (and a LOT less naive)since we all left home and she started working...

by fishgirl July 13, 2006