National tase a boy day

On April 24 all the girls will protect themselves by tasing a boy after they stupidly declared this day national rape day

It’s national tase a boy day

by The girls who’s over it April 21, 2021

National hold hands day

April 13 you will hold hands with. People

OMG I just its national hold hands day

by __youngnevaeh May 25, 2018

National best girl day

A special day to celebrate your waifus and best girls
Date: September 17th

Guy: Why are u walking around with body pillows and and cardboard cutout of anime characters?
Me: It’s national best girl day

by A hero for fun May 25, 2020

National tk iced day

Everyday People can tk iced and we shouldn't feel bad because its a holiday and its funny

Pig Jesus-Hey dude I am pissed at iced lets tk him
Skim Milk Daddy-Hey its fine its national tk iced day

by Iced senpai May 9, 2021

National Dick Punch Day

On April 7th, when all girls get their asses slapped by horny guys, you can punch them in the dick! This was holiday was created specifically so girls wouldn't feel harassed ever April 7th.

Sharron:Oh fuck Stacy. Aaron just slapped my ass.

Stacey: Go punch his dick! It's national Dick Punch Day!

by Aaronfrommeangirls April 7, 2017

National Fuck Mitch Day

May 18, the day where everyone named Mitch or Mitchell either gets fucked mentally, or physically, and everyone doesn’t care about them for the whole Day.

Hey it’s national fuck Mitch day

Wait I’m Mitch

Go f***yourself Mitch

It’s May 18, National Fuck Mitch day
Who the fuck is named Mitch?
I am.
We’ll go fuck yourself Mitch!

by Skaterboi1748 May 12, 2020

National hug a dumbass day

August 17th is national hug a dumbass, that's all you need to know

:D) smiley with a double chin
Have fun on national hug a dumbass day

by Loki's Lover November 14, 2019