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michael jordan

wow is that michael jordan ? the basketball legend.
by evenkjekkerud January 28, 2018
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michaels boobies

The boobs on a female that are only for Michael. He get to see them whenever he wants, gets to grab them, and every once in a while he gets to take a nice nap on the most comfortable pillows in the world.
“Stop touching my boobies will, these are only for Michael, these are michaels boobies.”
by Idk if you can take it? June 28, 2022
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Michael Moore Singularity

As a Democrat ages, regardless of whether they are male or female, they all physically begin to resemble Michael Moore. Credit: Ben Shapiro.
Rosie O'Donnell has reached the age where she is now experiencing Michael Moore Singularity.
by bonestone June 13, 2025
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Michael Pe-nis

Who Borat calls Mike Pence, the McDonald Trump's vice president, or vice pussygrabber.
Borat Segdiyev: Michael Pe-nis, Michael Pe-nis, I have a girl for you
by Viscount Druitt August 5, 2022
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Michael

A god who consumes substances on a daily basis. Anyone who has the name micheal has a high chance to become a eternal drug lord.
People loves Michael because etc
by 09292009 April 12, 2023
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Michael Jordan

A legendary basketball player. In fact, he's so legendary, that people frequently gloss over the fact that he's one of the rudest, most self-centered celebrities of all time off the court.
Michael Jordan. He was one hell of a basketball player indeed.

He also called Charles Barkley a "fat fuck" behind his back, said that he "doesn't give autographs to n*ggers" when the rapper Chamillionaire asked him for an autograph, and gave a vicious, unprovoked verbal beating to a teenage rookie basketball player who looked up to him when his performance wasn't up to scratch by his standards. Many people who have met the man have reported that he is incredibly rude and dismissive towards practically everyone. And that's just the tip of the iceberg.

Michael Jordan is a fucking asshole.
by Ubeenbamboozledson July 27, 2021
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6 Michael

6 Michael is the best class in St. Joseph Instituition Junior.
6 Michael is da best.
by Alden Lim September 12, 2020
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