No masturbating may

This is a challenge you have to do in may. Simply dont masturbate in may

Hey u about to do no masturbating may

by xdBrazzerrrs;) November 2, 2019

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May 24

May 24th is the BEST day to be born on,
It is international thicc day
And, Queen Victoria's BIRTHDAY.
stay thicc and rule Britain May 24-ies.

Guy: He's born on May 24th? ayo no wonder he's thicc.
Person: Hey that's suspicious-

by Johnathan From Church December 31, 2021

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May 14th

The day pretty ass people were born.

Person 1: Hey Ri’s birthday is on May 14th!
Person 2: Wow really? That explains why she’s so mother fucking attractive and beautiful.

by novAsworldd May 6, 2023

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Mai

An instrument used during sex and no I didn't just make this up

"That mai went hard af 🤤"

by Wank_skank_0 bank October 16, 2020

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This is a person that is beautiful inside and out. Joel May tends to be shy at first but when you got to her good side, she starts to be the best human that you'll ever meet, In addition to this she is hard-working and the most resilient. She is always there for you and she will always try to understand you because she knows how it feels to be alone, she wanna be babied but at the same time she want to be independent, she overthinks a lot some say it's too much but she is just like that because of the traumas that happened to her, and there is no word that can describe her but I'll try my best, When i was drowning, she became my air. In the cold, she became my warmth. In the dark, she became my light. She is my everything.

OMG is that Joel May?
Yes the perfect human being that is living.
I love you baby.

by neo<3jo December 4, 2022

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