Uber Jacking

A game of speed where the person calls for a uber (or any ride share service) and starts and attempts to jack off to completion before the uber arrives. For every minute spent jacking over the time the uber shows us is the amount of dollars tipped to the driver

I decided to start uber jacking before work and my driver almost left.

by Daldameht April 23, 2022

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jack gelmi

he is an L bozo/ a Flop/ a massive fat wanna be esh lad
very bitchy

jack gelmi- im wanna be esh
everyone else- shut the fuck up faggot

by pppoper April 30, 2022

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ass jack

1.) A female most often a mother that spends their life dragging another female down to keep her from accomplishing everything she couldn't

2.) A completely useless tool

1.) I can't believe her mother is such a ass jack, She ruined that girls life before she had a chance
2.) She serves about as much purpose as an ass jack

by Bigmike13 May 10, 2022

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Jack Swan

A Sid from toy story looking head ass, low key kinda hot though, not really the sharpest tool in the shed, but is a good reliable friend.

1: Yo man, are you friends with jack swan

2: No dude he looks like Sid from toy story

3: I am, he is kinda cool

by Toebourton May 12, 2022

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Jack Drabble

A name often assigned too hot young bucks, who in later life develop into mature stud muffins.

They often have a tendency to be drawn towards cars, in sexual way. To the point at which they would rather take their car for a good hard long ride, over letting their significant other ride the hell out of them.

Good natured and reliable you can always count of a Jack Drabble when in need.

"Hey Jack, What you drabbling ?"

"Not much just taking my ride for a dribble drabble around the block"

"No Worries Jack Drabble, I'm gonna go zeek it up for a bit"

by Lemon Cake Goat November 7, 2022

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