Yo dude, I just Jesus's spizzim , she did tell me she’s not on birth control; I just couldn’t help it.
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Get the mother jesus mug.Jesus is Lord. He loves you so much that he died for your sins, a painful, brutal death. He didn’t want to, but he didn’t want you to have to suffer what he did. He chose YOU. He chose LOVE.
He rose again and lives in our hearts. Now you don’t have to bear the pain that he did. He knew that you would curse him,mock him and sin against him. Regardless, that didn’t stop him from giving you a chance at heaven, a chance at a better life where no suffering or tears exist. I can promise you the love you’ve felt on this earth is nothing compared to his.
Tomorrow is not promised so use it wisely. May God guide you and bless you, Amen.💗
He rose again and lives in our hearts. Now you don’t have to bear the pain that he did. He knew that you would curse him,mock him and sin against him. Regardless, that didn’t stop him from giving you a chance at heaven, a chance at a better life where no suffering or tears exist. I can promise you the love you’ve felt on this earth is nothing compared to his.
Tomorrow is not promised so use it wisely. May God guide you and bless you, Amen.💗
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Get the Jesus Velazquez Rodriguez Are The Leader Of Latin Count, Kings, Queens, And Latinx mug.When someone justifies their frowned-upon, or even illegal, actions by comparing themself to Jesus disobeying the Roman Empire by spread his beliefs. The general idea is that if Jesus was doing the right thing by broke the law in order to spread the word of god, then it is already for them to break the law in order to <insert action here>.
"Sure, its illegal, but did that stop Jesus when the Romans said his mission was illegal???"
*off to the side*
"Holy shit, he pulled the fuckin' Jesus Card!!"
*off to the side*
"Holy shit, he pulled the fuckin' Jesus Card!!"
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