facebookiando

Noun – A person that is on facebook way too much (facebook-ing), so much so that they miss their Train or Bus stop or their Street while driving due to checking their facebook page.

Belinda missed her Train Stop cause she was facebookiando.

If Danny Keeps facebookiando he will get fired from his job!

facebookiando by é2daizz0 November 17, 2009

Facebookarrhea 

A condition where a person constantly updates their Facebook status. This is usually classified when a person updates their Facebook status more than 5 times an hour. Also classified as when a person uses Facebook updates like Twitter.

Her facebookarrhea was clogging my update page.

See twitterrhea blog-arrhea facebook whore facebook junkie facebook

Facebookarrhea by Jakerie January 26, 2010

forensic facebooking 

Forensic facebooking is the practice of using facebook to find as much detailed information about a person from their profile as possible. Similar to profile mining.

Elise and I engaged in some forensic facebooking to find where her ex moved, what his new girlfriend was like, how many photos he took of her, and how many times they poked each other.

forensic facebooking by claire ellen March 20, 2008

FaceHook

<b>FaceHook</b> is a play on the name "<i>Facebook</i>" and the word "<i>Fishhook</i>," referring to the intentionally addictive nature of the Facebook platform. <b>FaceHook</b> also refers to the Facebook practice of making it extremely difficult to quit the application, using such tactics as prohibiting the export of a friends list / address book, making it nearly impossible to actually quit, etc.

Oh, we never hear from them any more - they're caught by the FaceHook.

FaceHook by davimack January 5, 2011

facelook 

used to define any expression on someones face.

Johnny: Did you see the facelook that girl gave you
Anthony: Yea, she was all sorts of pissed

facelook by DJ Or Derb April 19, 2011

facebookfiend 

a person who is addicted to facebook. they check their facebook as often as they check their email. they are on facebook often over large intervals of time, especially when they should be doing more important things.

Man, I'm really behind in all of my classes because I've been on facebook, I tried to stop but I have to see who's poked me.

Gosh you're such a facebookfiend.

facebookfiend by ate kat May 22, 2006

Facebonk 

A term for oral sex that is generally more acceptable in polite conversation than skull fucking

Derived from a typo of facebook

"I was facebonking when her Father walked in."

After facebonking each other for a while, Jennie and Tom decided it was time to change their relationship status.

Facebonk by Rainbulimic July 1, 2008