dick dual

Like fencing, except with your penis.

If you touch my girl we're gonna dick dual.

by Chapman The Conquistador June 24, 2014

dick bristle

short pubic stubble that scratchs your chin when you give head

OMG jen do you have a rash on your chin...!?!?!?

no girl... I was sucken the d and he had a dick bristle!!!

by boogerjohnson April 30, 2014

Dick Weeb

A dick weeb is a word you call a friend when they say something dumb or idiotic.

Leighanna:"no I'm smart"
Jillian:"you dick weeb you don't even know 2+2"

by Souljaboyswag January 15, 2019

dick in the back

An unexpected morning bed partner condition with potentially serious expectation implications.

So, WTF is that?!
Ummm. dick in the back???
Hold on a sec, lemme think.

by YAWA September 18, 2021

Jingle Dick

ADJ.
A little dick with big testicles

You a stupid Jingle Dick

by Hipster_boy January 5, 2015

Dick Erase

When a person sleeps with a new guy to "erase" a fuckboi they've developed a crush on

Sam, I slept with Country John last night to dick erase Original John. I feel so much better/worse!

by Geri Seinfeld May 27, 2018

Grunt Dick

The dick of a army private.

"Girl love the Grunt Dick"

(PornHub Video)

by dontevenknowaboutitboison May 29, 2016