Justice Boner

The feeling you get when justice is finally performed on someone has been dersiving of it for some time. This is generally heightened wit the demise of corrupt officials.
"Finally Trump is being charged for incitement of the January 6th insurrection. I have such a justice boner right now."
by Zombieslayer69 September 24, 2023
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Bloody Mary Boner

When she's on her rag, & you pullout... Then you refuse to wash it off & ask her if she "would like a pickle w/ that." Her name also has to be Mary.
Him: Damnit Mary, would you like a pickle with that!

Her: I would love a Bloody Mary Boner!
by xXOhio4Lovers February 02, 2023
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Goader Boner

The erection (be it penile or clitoral) one gets from antagonizing others online or in person.
You don't know a damn thing about that! Are you just saying that to get a Goader Boner?
by Rone4 March 05, 2024
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Mouth boner

Wanting to eat something really badly
Ahh man those corndogs look so good I just got a mouth boner
by 5444tvfshm8 November 27, 2018
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stale boner

a boner that looks and feels fine to anyone but you
stale morning blood running through your shaft,
perhaps still with the morning
making you spiral with the lazy of the morning
she didn't notice my stale boner, so we did it anyway
by fghj8889999 June 22, 2021
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side boner job

A job to be conducted without the full mental attention of the boner, but rather, the side.
"Dude! What about her she is totally hot!"
"Naw man, she's only a side boner job, too high maintenance for a relationship."
by TheCubesicle September 13, 2013
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Boner Math

The act of calculating how many boners you can get/ nuts you can bust within a certain amount of time
We got 5 hours tonight? Hold up b let captain sex do some quick boner math
by Lork Banana-Larry November 15, 2021
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