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Baby Giraffe

Very tall, long legged, blonde freckled Dutch women. Can also apply to other northern European women, some Scandinavians.
Passing the group of Dutch women pedaling on bicycles through Amsterdam, Jake exclaimed, "Wow! Look at those legs! The Baby Giraffes are out and about today!)
by Jgs003 October 23, 2011
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baby mode

The act of going past sicko mode and you only use the satan filter on snapchat and look like baby mode
Bruh I just saw Nate go baby mode tonight he was sucking that titty with a sippy cup
by Jack Driscool December 3, 2018
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brat baby

Someone of the age of reasoning (ie. older than 12) acting like a spoiled child. (ie. pouting, throwing a tantrum, etc.)
Patrick was just being a brat baby, he was angry he had to work while his wife got to stay home with the children
by Jennifer Severson July 5, 2008
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e-baby

a stuffed animal that has all the stuffing taken out of it so that candy kids and ravers can put candy, candy jewelry,anything else they need,and of course ectasy inside of it.
My e-baby is a stuffed bear I've had forever, which is why my mom never suspects the ectasy inside.
by Kayla S. October 2, 2007
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Obama baby

When a 8 year old has changed nothing in his/her life.
an Obama baby can be an 8 year old child that changed nothing
by Trickiefinger February 18, 2017
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Bean Baby

A bean baby is the outcome of eating a shit-ton of beans and having liquid, molten diarrhea.
"Those delicious beans your mom made last night gave me a total bean baby this morning."

"Really? That sucks."
by Dr.Dogs November 16, 2017
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baby napper

One who 'naps' (kidnaps) babies. Baby nappers are usually the ones who you know best, such as really good friends and family. They creep in the bushes outside your windows at night waiting for that opportune moment to nap your baby.

They try to make it seem like everything is ok, like saying "i only want to see him/her for a moment", or "you can have him/her back". Of course you can have him/her back, she is your child. Why would your friend need to let you know you can have your child back? Strange huh?

When the bush-napping doesn't work, they usually use a more subtle approach. Such as always asking to see your baby, always wanting to baby sit.

YOU CAN'T TRUST ANYONE WITH YOUR BABY! You never know who is a baby napper.
On the phone with a friend:

YOU: So tired. Zoey slept for about 4 hours and that's it. She's in a mommy's girl mood though and I love it. She's so cuddly and cute and has given me lots of kisses today.

FRIEND: i miss her... bring her to me!!!

YOU: um no...baby napper! :)

FRIEND: umm..fool, you can have her back!! but i havent seen that cute little monster in forever!!

YOU: The definition of baby napper says that you'd say that. :(

FRIEND: fine...fine....
by Krypto Pimpin' February 16, 2012
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