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Ryan the Mercenary

The living, breathing, definition of disappointment. There are no words to describe the reign of tyranny imposed by the redundant and incessant amount of sheer luck this freak of nature possesses. He's horrible. I hate him.
- CT
by Ryan the Mercenary February 8, 2021
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Ryan

Absolute Unit, Best in any Sport and can probably beat you in anything. You can feel his awesome yet terrifying presence wherever you are, even if he is not in the same country as you.
Person 1: Oh no I can feel Ryan's presence

Person 2: Isn't he away to Jamaica

Person 1: Yes , that is what scares me
by iBallisticBoyd May 2, 2022
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Ryan

Do you know ryan? hes kinda mid
by dyaln March 28, 2022
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Ryan

Just clever, pretty and funny.
Yoooo we have to find Ryan I'm hella bored.
by Datbooooy October 16, 2019
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Ryan Crisscross Guy

Tall white kid who will sit with his ankle on his knee and folds his hands together on his lap.
Wow Ryan Crisscross Guy has such great posture
by simpnation January 5, 2020
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Ryan Ryan

Is that famous actor you don't know who the fuck he is
Anna look, there's Ryan Ryan in this movie
by Efdis123 March 3, 2023
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Ryan

The only person both dummy thiccc and big dumb.
Hot damn that Ryan is Ryan.
by falafelcoptermonster June 10, 2022
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