The living, breathing, definition of disappointment. There are no words to describe the reign of tyranny imposed by the redundant and incessant amount of sheer luck this freak of nature possesses. He's horrible. I hate him.
- CT
- CT
by Ryan the Mercenary February 8, 2021
Get the Ryan the Mercenarymug. Absolute Unit, Best in any Sport and can probably beat you in anything. You can feel his awesome yet terrifying presence wherever you are, even if he is not in the same country as you.
Person 1: Oh no I can feel Ryan's presence
Person 2: Isn't he away to Jamaica
Person 1: Yes , that is what scares me
Person 2: Isn't he away to Jamaica
Person 1: Yes , that is what scares me
by iBallisticBoyd May 2, 2022
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Get the Ryan Ryanmug. Hot damn that Ryan is Ryan.
by falafelcoptermonster June 10, 2022
Get the Ryanmug.