Jiffy Pup Pie

When a dog or similar household animal licks peanut butter off of ones anus or taint for sexual pleasure.

My girlfriend was asleep so I let Fido give me a jiffy pup pie.

by Badidea2234 September 16, 2021

PIE

Acronym for Partner In Errands; a PIE is someone who makes everyday, mundane tasks better and more fun just by being with you; a trip to Target with your PIE is better than a trip to Target alone; a term of endearment used between friends or lovers, used in place of "Partner in Crime"

Inspired by a viral post by @baddanadanabad on twitter: "i have never wanted a 'partner in crime' have always just wanted a 'partner in errands' - just come to CVS w me, we don't have to rob it"

I have to run some errands today. Want to be my PIE?

I love being my boyfriend's PIE when he needs to run errands.

Nothing tops a trip to Target when you have your PIE.

by hannah.anariba December 31, 2021

Schlepherd's Pie

1 Can Beanless Chili
3/4 Cup Rice
(Cook & Mix)
Handful of shredded cheese on top of above
1 Cup ground corn chips on top.

(Expand-as-needed.)

Roughly $5 of ingredients. 2-Days' dinner.

Works as a dip or food for poor-people.

Dude, let's make some Schlepherd's Pie for tonight's party. I didn't get paid today ...

by G-Wm. Parker February 24, 2025

Lemon Meringue Pie

When a guy urinates and cums in or on a sex partner.

He gave her a golden shower and a cream pie?
Yup, he gave her a lemon meringue pie!

by The Dream Podding October 28, 2023

scottish baked pie

filling a pie with a scotsman's semen and baking it. mm delicious

mary: hey dude, do you have a scotsman handy?
hunter: no sorry. why?
mary: i want to make a scottish baked pie
hunter: oh ok. ill ask around
mary: thanks

by JellybeanStupido July 5, 2016

Lufkin Mud Pie

When a Male ejaculates fiercely and ends up Sharting

Justin and Courtney were going at it and he ended up getting a Lufkin Mud pie.

by jjdamilkman November 10, 2022

Saturday night pork pie express

When the night ends with true hunger and only a pork pie stuffed into a sloppy minge will suppress the need for sustanence.

"you wouldn't believe how my night ended! Didn't need breakfast after that Saturday night pork pie express!"

by Ernieb182 August 17, 2019