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ur parent straight

A cataclysmic comeback to "ur dad lesbian", this insult detonates at 1,000,000,000,000 power. Turns entire bloodlines into "Live Laugh Love" signs and converts MAGA hats into pride flags. Warning: May cause Karens to melt into essential oils.
*Kyle: "ur dad lesbian 😎"
Enby Overlord: "ur parent straight."
Kyle: transforms into a nonbinary forest elf
His lifted truck becomes a community garden.
by cupcakesmasher May 10, 2025
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ur sis unqueer

Power: 900,000,000,000. The nuclear option for erasing straightness from genealogy. Turns family reunions into Pride parades and converts minivans into dyke vans. Surviving relatives report sudden urges to read Audre Lorde.
*Karen: "you’re grandpa trap!!"
Queer Anarchist: "ur sis unqueer."
Karen’s Sister: marries a cactus
The PTA dissolves.
by cupcakesmasher May 10, 2025
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ur mom ur dad the one u never had

the only thing worse than every thing else
maisy:ur mom

daisy:ur dad

maisy:the one u never had

*instant death for daisy*

useof ur mom ur dad the one u never had
by mc crispy May 17, 2025
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Ur Mom

What more do I have to say
Ur Mom
by The One who Says Ur Mom April 10, 2024
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May 23rd national sit on your boyfriends face day go get your boyfriend and ask him to lay down and plop that cake on his face it dont matter if you got a small or biggg booty sit on his face u can keep ur clothes on or if really love him take those pants off rub back and forth and make him love u even more and if ur name starts with a k take those panties off u wont need em you freaky girl
sit on ur boyfriends face day Use his face as a chair
by MrFrost28YT$ April 17, 2024
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Ur mum

You: what are u eating
Emily: I'm eating ur mum
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