America's Time of Death

Noon on January 20, 2001.

In the ultimate form of corrupt nepotism, the unelected son of a former president was handed the presidency by the Supreme Court, which the incumbent's father helped form. Of course a lot of stupid shit happened after America's Time of Death. America has fallen.

by Publius0987 August 6, 2025

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Bristolian Death

A student suicide, particularly if the student was denied support by the uni

Hey, at least we lead the university league tables for something!

How did Janice die?

It was a Bristolian Death
Aw that sucks, that's the third this week

by Ninththisyear September 10, 2019

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death tone

A distinct and unbearable jingle one's cell phone makes while on the verge of dying.

bill- "look at your phone i think you just got a text message"

joe- "no it was just my death tone"

by phillyjim January 31, 2009

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Winnipeg Death Star

When going to anal Poundtown, Partner #1 gives Partner #2 a Boston Redsock. Upon prolapse, they coat said prolapsed anus in Flex Seal canned sealant, thus rendering a dildo made of Partner #2's former anus. Partner #1 then proceeds to insert the Flex Seal coated anus into his own ass, completing the legendary Winnipeg Death Star.

Kyle had to spend $63,000 on surgery and medical visits due to the damage caused by letting Timmy give him the ol' Winnipeg Death Star, but says it was worth it for the once in a lifetime chance to turn his ass into a dildo.

by LongThinStrip October 18, 2024

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death stomp

aka breaking someone's windpipe in a very painless way (literally making it shatter into pieces)
usually performing a death stomp will make you seem like a bloodthirsty psychopath to everyone who witnessed it

"Yo, did you get that jackass?"
"Yeah, I got him good, I gave 'em the death stomp"

by banflimflam May 14, 2022

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