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fake bean

A fake bean is the same as a fake person/fake fan.

Bean = person

If someone calls you a fake bean it’s because you are disagreeing with the person who called you a fake bean.

If you are writing bean in plural it’s written “Beanz”
- I love strawberries, do you like strawberries?

- No
-Than you’re a fake bean✋😔
by Master Of Beanz November 12, 2019
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bean dip

On April 12 you scoop under the nipple of someone and tell Bean Dip
Jean-Hey Andrew go get a Bean Dip on that girl over there!
Andrew- Ya I just Bean dipped tht girl hard.
by Garrrrrrrry WINTHORPE May 25, 2018
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full beans

To live life, love, and all the rest to the fullest; to accept things as they are, with an optimism for the future; to be chill and open to whatever life brings you.
"I have 'full beans' tattooed on my arm."
"You have 'cool beans' on your arm? Like, the words? or just beans with sunglasses on?"
"No. 'Full beans'. It's just, everything's 'full beans', you know?"
"Is that a real phrase? Stop gaslighting me. Use it in a sentence."
"Give it 'full beans'. We just do life 'full beans'."
"Stop saying it like it's a common phrase. This is going to haunt me. Or even worse, I'll use it in a sentence naturally like 'Wow that's a cool car, full beans, dude.'"
"It started out as an inside joke."
"That makes so much more sense. Thank you for not making me feel like I'm the crazy person. Thanks for explaining it concisely. Enjoy your night. Goodbye. That wasn't very 'full beans' of you."
by y0rn0c November 14, 2023
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Bean

by Touch guy 60420 June 25, 2022
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Bean ratio

When you're trying to readjust a beanbag chair and you get it perfect.
"Yo Ryan stop messing up my bean ratio."
by Isakisafag February 19, 2015
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Three Bean Salad

A three bean salad is when a male goes down on three women at once. Not to be confused with a poutine pounder (which refers to the same but with the eating of anus) or the taco casserole (which involves a woman going down on three women at once).
I had the best time of my life last night. I had a three bean salad with my wife and her sisters.
by Mega Hemroids May 30, 2022
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breakfast bean

A person of British origination/ethnicity

Derogatory term for British/United Kingdom people.
"I did a DNA test and it said I was 93% Breakfast Bean!
by Messy97 September 29, 2023
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