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take my muffin

its basically an analogy for take my or take their or take whatevers virginity
sam: wow yesterday i paid some random girl to take my muffin, yippee!
by Crinklesnoop Hater January 26, 2025
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"I'll take your word on it Alex Jones" ~ Also Tucker Carlson
Hym "You see how they lie? It seems like Christianity cannot continue to exist if Christians don't unapologetically lie with every breath they take. He says he's a grow ass man and he's not taking anybody's word on anything and then he tells Alex Jones that he's going to take his word on whatever he was saying in that episode. Hell. He doesn't think he should have to go there but he WILL condemn me to there for NOT lying. Right? They think they are God. That is the religion. God says don't lie. Tucker LIES ANYWAY. And we are supposed to sit here and pretend he's justified he's doing ANYTHING in the name of his religion. If he condemn ANYTHING it's because he's a Christian.... And then he LIES. Which isn't allowed. He (specifically) isn't allowed to do it."
by Hym Iam October 23, 2025
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Taking grandma to Applebees

"Man, last night I was Taking grandma to Applebees."
by BigThicBootyBusiness September 26, 2017
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Take a Trudeau

Canadian slang. To defecate, often referring to wet and runny excrement
The dog just took a Trudeau on the rug!

Hopefully I can get out of this traffic jam before I have to take a Trudeau.
by Dr.Otaganawa April 30, 2024
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Take the Leather Line

To walk somewhere. It's a play on a bus or train line name.
Person A: How are you gonna get there if your car broke down
Person B: I'll take the leather line
by DoubleDDestroyer January 28, 2025
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taking a zac

Using the bathroom, finishing, and then coming back to your desk, only to get up and go back to the bathroom.
I can't get any work done b/c I keep taking a zac.
by ZaK04845 November 6, 2014
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Take the wife somewhere nice

Anything planned for the weekend?
Yeah Im gonna take the wife somewhere nice.
Up the arse?
by Wyvernflanker September 16, 2021
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