Jack Skimz

Personification if the ideal male

Once you go Skimz you can never go back.

Wow jack skimz is glowing, I wonder what conditioner he uses. Probably 5 in 1!

by WalrusLover456 December 7, 2021

jack lake

A lot of men sit in a circle looking at one magazine, creating a lake of semen all over a single page.

Hey Jason, did you see that photo shoot? let’s take a trip to Jack Lake with the boys.

by supahstah69 May 29, 2022

jack last

simply a dick

jack last?
yeah jack last
oh he’s a dick!

by simplydanklachim May 30, 2022

Jack Miller

A Jack Miller is a man who can't take a joke, no one likes him, and has no friends. Alternatively, a Jack Miller is a man with lots of money, success, and gets lots of babes. Tell your friends they are mega Jack Millers, however, they will never know which one ;)

Hey Brian, you're a a real Jack Miller, and everybody knows it!

by scorytum June 2, 2022

Booger Jacking

The act of collecting boogers over a period of time and allowing them to harden. Then put them in a sock, and use that sock to jack off.

Dude, did you hear about Frank's wife catching him Booger Jacking?

by FalafelWaffle March 12, 2022

Drive-by Jacking

When your on base and a NCO drives by in their car and proceeds to Jack you up

I just got a Drive-by Jacking by the base RSM

by SgtTiss March 18, 2022

A dirty Jack

Wen u can’t dance but want to pull a girl so u try and end up looking like a 45 year old nonce that hunting for someone so young that he finished school and college before they was born

I want to go do a dirty jack

by Shhhdot March 21, 2022